I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
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“Sometimes when one wakes up in the morning one thinks that truth is right next to the bed, like an open grave with a few wilted flowers, ready to receive.”
— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena
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play fighting is so fucking hot, oh no I got pinned down by you on the bed we better not fuck or anything that would be crazy
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(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...
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they call it a hand saw because youre supposed to give it a . actually im not finishing that sentence
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when the academic article is so good it has you giggling and kicking your feet
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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I’ve been seeing a lot of hate for “artsy” horror and let’s not act like this is some modern horror creation I mean this goes back to carnival of souls in the 60, vampyr in the 30s, haxan in the 20s, and house of the devil in the 1890s. I get that the artsy horror crowd has had a tendency to hate on non-artsy horror but let’s not act like having these artsy horror movies are a bad thing or are some modern day horror thing (they’ve existed for a very long time)
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i accidentally typed “depeche moden”….. no little german boy– DEIN EIGENER. PERSÖNLICHER. JESUS
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