horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

So like. Say I knew someone open to being Benze for RPs on here. Would you consider taking that person up on that proposition? ♡

(OOC: Oh shit this account has been dead for ages but…for you anon? 

I think we can work something out.)

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

can yall keep it down up there im trying to look dead

When I was 13, I made a blog so I could talk to you. You've always been one of my idols, and you're the one who got me into Fall Out Boy (I discovered you through your Horseshoe Crab RP Blog)!

DUUUDE THATS LIKE 3-4 YEARS ;;;;O;;;;

(@horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive​ u still alive bich)

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

Inseparable Cats Insist On Sleeping Together Even After Outgrowing Their Bed

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

I don't need anymore literal children on this goddamn carousel! I'm not your dad 'Nonymoose' if that even is your real name!

Horseshoe you sound like a dad

That’s what The Doctor told me to call him one time…

You callin me small, chubby, and angry?

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

Horseshoe you sound like a dad

That's what The Doctor told me to call him one time...You callin me small, chubby, and angry?

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

sandshoe is my otp

sorry you have shit taste

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

Don’t you already have two of those weird fluffy dogs?

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[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

HIATUS

So I haven’t been taking care of my precious baby lately. I haven’t logged in Donnie’s account in days, nor have I answered any questions. The Suitehearts have grown inactive. Due to personal reasons we lost our Benzedrine and Sandman is very busy with school and the likes of OOC. Personally, I’m in a production of Footloose at the moment, I’m in college classes, AP, and honors courses, and I do broadcasting and newspaper. Due to my busy life OOC and my inactivity Donnie hasn’t recieved a great deal of questions. I’m afraid that it’s the same with Horseshoe. As many of you know, Benzie is an artist and a student, yet she has devoted a lot of time to her Horseshoe Crab blog. Unfortanately, Horseshoe never recieved any questions to begin with. It’s hard to keep an ask blog whenever you do not receive any questions. Horseshoe is an incredible character, and I think because of the loss of our Benzedrine you guys forgot about him. With all of that being said, I am going on a hiatus. However, there are big plans coming for this blog. Benzie and I are in the process of designing a main roleplay based on Suitehearts, which will be based on an interesting dark AU plotline that we developed. Essentially, in Normal Land one of the main four communicate with a Normal Lander, and that Normal Lander follows them, and eventually are killed by said Suiteheart having all happiness and energy drained from them by the Doctor. However, they continue to follow the Suiteheart that convinced them to join life in the Hollywood Hills. There are four different personality types. Benzedrine’s category is a general category, for those that are eccentric, and can’t seem to fit in with Normal Landers. Horseshoe’s category is the narcissistic, or the natural born celebrity. Horseshoe’s followers are generally very outgoing, enigmatic people that think highly of themselves. Sandman’s followers are incredibly sexual. However you want to go about doing this is up to you. Donnie’s category is the least prominent, as Donnie does the least killing. However, the Doctor does intimidate him and he is forced. His followers are those that are very self conscious, or those that are very depressive, etc. You get the idea. Depending upon your character’s personality, you will have the opportunity to create a Suiteheart OC and have them follow one of the main four once we work out the mechanics of graphics and plot, etc. If you are interested in being a part of this roleplay, contact trohmosexual, or attractiveguyfrom-theblindbanker. Also contact us if you are good with graphics, or you have experience admining roleplays. Ideas are accepted and appreciated. We are unsure of whether we’d like to make this multifandom or not. Thank you for reading. Furthermore, Donnie is going on hiatus, but he will not be gone forever.

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

OOC

lets be real here for the most part we’re inactive as fuck

but thats no excuse to steal our shit

fuck off.

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

Do Sandman and Benzedrine have blogs?

((OOC- yeah theyre just not necessarily active. :c))

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

Oh no no no this is something I can't just simply let go! I'm tellin you, I can and will fight someone! Violence is my middle name!

(But not really, it's Luckiest I think.)

What are the other three up to?

I’m gonna take a guess and say Sandman’s jerking off, Benzedrine’s doing science thingy, and Donnie is crying alone.

donnie—the—catcher can you confirm this, yes or yes?

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

Do you want me to fight them? I'm gonna fight them. Tell me and who and where and I will fight them right fucking now. People need to learn some godDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN respect around here.

What are the other three up to?

I’m gonna take a guess and say Sandman’s jerking off, Benzedrine’s doing science thingy, and Donnie is crying alone.

donnie—the—catcher can you confirm this, yes or yes?

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

Horseshoe crabs bleed blue and horseshoe crab blood saves lives

Are you trying to steal my fucking blood

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

The wisdom of Confucius says it does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop

The fuck is a Confusionous?

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

What are the other three up to?

I'm gonna take a guess and say Sandman's jerking off, Benzedrine's doing science thingy, and Donnie is crying alone.

donnie--the--catcher can you confirm this, yes or yes?

[horseshoecrabtheluckiestmanalive]

Do you bleed blue?

No, do you? I'm sure Benze would love to test that if you told him.