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ATTENTION, all past, present and future Otakuthon attendees.

I would like to address a certain accusation about the horsehead mask with tentacles and name tag “THE RAPIST” having allegedly “SEXUALLY ASSAULTED” a girl[…] First of all, that guy is me. And this whole false complaint lead to a…

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HOMFGGGGGG YESSSSSS!!! a picture of me got featured on eFukt!

Whoever submitted this to efukt caught me out of character, but thanks for making me efukt-famous <33

without the good humored folks of anime conventions, this wouldn’t be possible

fuck yes internet culture

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Waiting for my tentacles to dry at 7 in the morning - story of my anime convention life.

This year, unsurprisingly, security gave me shit about my antics yet again, ugh. Apparently we’re so very afraid of a giant inflatable 6-feet long dong, that it couldn’t stay in a late night rave in an anime convention.

One volunteer came up to me and told me I couldn’t have it here, that it’s an obscene object, and there are children at the event. Family and children or not, big fucking whoop- I mean damn, if I had a son and he’s never seen his own little weewee before, I’d probably would’ve named him “Kim Jong-il The Second”.

So I told him to not worry and assured that I was on my way to the rave. Buuuut... I guess he just couldn’t leave me alone and probably radio’d in ‘cause one of his buddies, a short female volunteer came up to me and told me to leave the rave on some retarded pretext of being an “obscene object” but gave me green light to deflate it in the rave. So imagine a horse sitting down in a corner strangling a massive dong in the back. Eventually, she lost patience and just decided to issue me a warning instead. Gee, people can be bent out of shape sometimes.

I mean- it should be 18+ so everyone knows what to expect especially with the shit that happens down at raves past midnight with all the references to sex and drugs in some sets(we’re also talking psychedelic music and culture too, not some prom dance)... I also found pills on the dance floor, a used condom, a guy who OD’d and another who got severely injured in an accident while on some illicit substance which doesn’t really help justify why it should be open for all ages. That said, it should be a no-kid-zone especially past midnight with maybe a paramedic or two stationed nearby instead of wasting resources on a censorship team(my friend and I contended this point at the Bitch Panel with the deflated dong wrapped around him on stage before the director&co. LOL they’re really chill though but it would’ve been funnier to inflate it in the room to make a statement). At Anime North, the rave was outdoors and the staff didn’t really have to assume responsibility, and there’s always paramedics. Did Otakuthon have that? No, but instead tried assuming all responsibility and somehow manage to fuck up every time. But whatever, I left the cock behind the chairs and went crowd-surfing and was greeted by some rave scene friends who happened to show up at the con’. I was ecstatic when I saw these friends again! We missed each other a lot and I was given kandi bracelets for keepsakes.

Surprisingly, another volunteer came up to me but this time... he pulled out his cellphone... and shone light on my crotch area??? Confused, he then asked me to take off the horsehead for 5 minutes because he’s looking for a guy wearing a horsehead wandering with his dick out.

I told my friends about it and it turned out that he confused two stories communicated by his dispatcher. Apparently there was a guy who jerked off at a panel the night before and did it again the next day and is still on the run with his dick out even until this day.

bonus: pikachu evolved

I met so many new friends this weekend! and a handful happen to go on efukt regularly... especially the chick that laughed throughout the entire speed-dating session and praised me a lot: “you’re really funny! I’m sorry, I just can’t stop laughing- efukt... that site is so funny! Your tentacles, you made them yourself! That’s amazing! You’re so cool!”. The charisma came straight from the horse’s mouth so I knew the results were already in. And you know... Being ordinary is boring.

I couldn’t believe it, but on my way out from the Friday night rave with my bros, I met a really cute fan who knew me because of tumblr and told me I’m a legend and that she’s heard the bad rap and the good stuff about me. I never thought I had fans. She gave me her number, we cuddled and called it a day. My friends and I high-fived; all bros ‘till the end; drove home with a grin ‘cause I know that I’m in ;)

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

Tentacle horsey is happy.

neeyah

Until next time!

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I’m so glad I got an EFUKT shirt. The first day I started wearing it, I was on my way to a rave and some guy walked up to me in the metro and complimented on the shirt. “Nice shirt”. I immediately laughed and replied: “Fuck yeah! You watched the latest videos? Not only that, but check this out” and pulled out my horsehead mask from my pants. I put it on and he took a selfie with me.

I’m surprised how many people go on that site, on my way home from a rave, I was stopped by a buncha guys at Foufounes Electriques with a meek “nice shirt”. Hung out with em in the freezing cold before my night bus showed up, obviously I had my horsehead on me.

Now and then, I get shouts from people in the metro or at my school “Nice shirt” and I’d tell them “You watched the latest videos? I wait religiously for new videos every week.”, one person surprisingly answered: IT’S ONLY SMELLZ!

To my satisfaction, I smiled and made new friends.

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Giant 6-feet inflatable penis is now a thing among my friends at raves and parties.

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Otakuthon tentacle horse molestation rumor hoax debunked

Thankfully a friend showed me that rep-damaging post a few hours after it was posted on tumblr. Thanks, Ivana.

You have to be a total shithead to accuse someone for the sake of attention and drama. Thankfully, the Otakuthon staff are on my side and are eyewitness to photographic evidence. MOTHAFUCKAZ

Back in 2013, drama happened in which my fame and glory culminated, and I live off this story even until this day when congoers still come up to me and inquire about it.

In an earlier post, I did mention briefly about this case in the opening:

http://horsopus.tumblr.com/post/64547818053/every-time-i-see-read-or-hear-about-this-or

And this is my refute post back in the glorious days before I was told to take it down(thankfully I archived a copy here):

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9j35qjObwbQVy1sTnpfWmltdUk&authuser=0

Also, here’s a recap of context:

http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/7034307#p7056684

Fun fact: the “friend” who stirred shit on tumblr and orchestrated this whole drama was a radical feminist whose tumblr account is riddled with reposts related to feminist empowerment. According to one of the staff I met during the Otakuthon Halloween party, this same person kept changing her story, threw a hissy fit claiming it was her worst experience and she’s never coming back to this convention.

...Basically some random person who NEVER posed in any picture with me just tarnished my reputation as a con-goer and decides to never show up anymore just because they didn’t get their way. That’s just fucking great. Now I have to explain every detail to every social justice warrior who comes up to me and that’s not really what I’m paying 40 bucks for.

Man, don’t you hate people who do shit like this? Chiefly, creating faux-victims to delude themselves into believing that they’re fighting for a cause and doing real rape victims justice(See Mercedes Carrera’s rant on modern feminism below) so that they can be e-famous among their tumblr followers. I know I do and it still irks me up until this day. Don’t encourage them. Think for yourself.

Was there consent and did my friend ask for permission to take pictures together? Yes.

Was my intent anything other than to pose in a picture with a Homestuck character? No.

Was she asleep? No.

Did I whip my dick out? No.

Did I grope her? No. 

Did I touch her genitals or breasts or some shit? No.

Did I touch her anywhere inappropriately at all? No.

Did I even stare at her? No, I can barely even see with my horsehead on, ffs.

Was she smiling in the pictures? Yes. I even showed it to staff.

Did she report me? Fuck no. But guess who did: Her friend who was sitting at the table next to my friend who asked for permission to take the picture.

Did her friend, who vowed to never return, ever come back? Guess what. She did and she was in the artist’s section of the exhibition hall AND she made a new tumblr(Not naming names 'cuz I ain’t gonna’ advertise for the likes of her). Have fun having another Arthur Suydam curb your booth.

Can we say attention whore? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Point of this whole case: Before you ruin another horse/person’s day while sitting behind your computer screen, always get your facts straight!

Mercedes Carrera’s rant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWQcqabG0J8

Peace

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Ever since I wore the horsehead in college, it seems to be a thing that you grow into. I began wearing it to anime conventions, house parties, raves, acid parties, panhandling and to just about any event across Montreal.

 It all started out as a personality paraphernalia because I joined the Robotics Club in college as a pretty weird and awkward character. 'Call it genuine. ;P

Hell, I've even written a book about my adventures surrounding the horsehead mask in the Robotics Club, but I've never published it due to second thoughts about the club members and the social dynamics as well as the quality of the club after "my time". But hey, what can you do? People change over time. Unlike in anime, the shitty part about joining a school club and befriending every member is when everyone gets too comfortable about each other and are no longer as cool as they were when you first met them; they became boring and lazy about the friendship on the long run and I began questioning if whether or not I wanted to stay friends with these folks anymore. It all comes down to: "what can you offer as a friend?".

It's not about sitting on merit by first impressions. I learned this at a party.

Two of my friends, one who I met from G-anime and the other from the very first house party I've ever been to, both hated each other's guts at first during a drunken night, but soon after became best friends after a neighborhood dick tagging spree(yes, people still enjoy drawing penises for shits and giggles around my age). Thankfully, based on that mindset, I ended up having the greatest fun of my youth. Luckily, I'm 20 and still rockin' it! I've even made friends with vendors on Kijiji and Craigslist. As sketchy as that sounds, people are people. You'd be surprised at how interesting people are especially when they use Craigslist for their own means.

To further emphasize my point: G-anime was dull, but with the horsehead, I ended up socializing and meeting a bunch of folks who became one of the people that I ended up smuggling booze with into the Saturday night rave. As one of my best buddies from college, Eyal, once said to me: "The adventure starts with you!"

From there on, I would just party with the people I meet i.e.: Lanny, the dude with goggles.

I went to a party with him, one which I wasn't invited to. Got with the host's pretty sister and I puked on everyone from her second-storey window while naked.  Feels good man. Also, I got 5 numbers during the Robotics Competition at my school. - That said, it's safe to say that the horsehead gets you laid.

A lot of the stuff I do comes with bitterness, I basically live on the edge and challenge peoples' beliefs for shits and giggles, but with fun comes bad experiences especially when you come across the wrong crowd or go to free raves in a ghetto sector such as Hochelaga to sell shit. No matter where you go, there will always be a killjoy who will or attempt to harm you by accusing you of doing any harm, or even incriminate you for just about anything because people can be sanctimonious as shit; kind of like that old lady in your neighborhood who calls the cops on you for everything. Sometimes it's really tempting to do shit for the thrill, but always be safe and gauge the extent of your "fun" and always stay awesome! ;D

About buying a horsehead:

Oh man, it's really hard finding a quality and sturdy horsehead mask nowadays with all the mass production due to increasing popularity and scammers. I've been on a perpetual hunt for a new authentic horsehead. My very first Mcphee horsehead from Toyko on eBay was beautiful and stiff, but got damaged from the heavy books in my backpack, and ever since I could never find a quality horsehead post-2012. I mean shit, all of the horseheads I've ordered so far were either too thin or just skin-like and the fur didn't look as realistic as my first one. I've been scammed once due to false advertisement by Atomic Costumes from whom I received a latex bag to wear over my head so I can suffocate and die so fuck them. Accoutrement, the horsehead mask wholesaler for Mcphee dumbed down the quality of their masks because shit's mainstream now so they can cut down on labor and resources for profit. I tried my luck with J-list but no cigar, they purchase their horsehead masks from Mcphee. If anyone knows where to get a sexy quality horsehead mask, please let me know!

Note on wearing it:

One of the biggest cons about wearing a latex mask is that you overheat easily. When I was wearing it, I easily downed 8 ice coffees in a single day at the Otakuthon. The trick is to wear a spandex/underarmor type of cloth over your head to let your skin breathe and stay hydrated. There's also condensation that occurs inside the mask especially during winter or during a cold night from all the breathing. It can get really wet inside of the horsehead so you're going to have to take it off for a wipe once in a while. I don't like taking off the horsehead in front of people because it kind of kills the magic of being an anonymous horsehead wearer. People will tend to interact with you more often and engage in physical contact just because they have a fascination with the unusual. I've had a fucktard pour beer into my mask and someone blew cigarette smoke into it at some point. Due to your reduced vision, the horse head puts you at a greater risk of danger from other humans. It's just something wrong with society where people go out their way to judge and harm someone or something that's say... "out of the ordinary". Horses are people too you know? Wearing a horsehead is as novel as the very first person who started wearing a short skirt in a post-Christian society.

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So I make this post on my birthday, and realize how grateful I am to still be galloping across the northern snows.

Pic 1: New years was sooooo ronery.

Pic 2: To my missy who lives in Quebec City. Season's Greetings. *snooort*

Happy Holidays and good luck for those who've started work and/or school, everybody.

*Note: if you zoom in around my crotch, you can spot a little bit of spouting ;o

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Otakuthon Halloween Party 2013 has come to a close.

I met new species.

happy tentacle horsey is happy. neeyah

1, 2: Photobomb ftw.

3: Plot twist, it's a guy.

4: More of my kinds! GESS WAT TIEM IT IZ!!11! IT'S BREEDING SEASON! ;DDD

5: dat WRS facepalm

Funny thing is that fortune reading was 50 cents while the accepted currency were 1$ coupons, so I gladly paid for a random cosplaying gal nearby, however; we both ended up with misfortunes D:

I couldn't let that pass, so I consumed both of our misfortunes by shoving both of our fortune slips into the gaping maw of the great horsehead, chewed it up and spat it out. (yes, I actually did chew on it, but no one noticed LULZ)

I also fished 2 yo-yo balloons in a single scoop which ended up becoming my 2 horse balls. At that moment, this horse just surpassed mankind which is no less expected.

Unfortunately, I didn't shoot the plushy like I did last year, not without the Blue Montreal Morpher at least. That was the first time we've ever attended an Otakuthon Halloween Party.

Until next time!

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uguu~ tentacle arms

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Every time I see, read or hear about this or someone decides to bring it up: http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/7034307#p7056684

I chuckle, and my friends who were with me throughout all of Otakuthon 2013 also chuckle when we think back at it.

"Man, that was epic. What a fucking time. You guys should have been there from beginning to end of the whole case. I love you, Tentacle Horse!" - Blue Montreal Morpher

Only a handful will understand and remember the context. A handful of people who were there with me those days. ;) And man, not sleeping for 2 whole days, fuck yeah. Totally worth it. Raves are that awesome.

But thankfully, the Otakuthon Staff was cooperative and understanding and helped me clear things up. Cleaning up what misunderstandings, rumors and mess spread to the Internet is hard work even if you have legal backup. Especially when it comes to such a sensitive case. Oh well, what happens at Otakuthon stays at Otakuthon... which is one way of seeing it. Thank you, staff and those involved who cooperated.

I usually advocate to take these things down, but it's 4chan, so meh. Shit will be talked, what can you do about it?

All that matters to me is that no one tried to jump me outside of the convention or threatened me with their newly purchased katana. LULZ It would just suck to get beat up for no reason or something you didn't do, you know? Even worse, losing your life at 19.

Regardless, I enjoyed Otakuthon every single time I went and even though the panels weren't so great this year, it couldn't have nonetheless been better with all the new friends I've made and amazing people I've met.

Carmen, the Blue Montreal Morpher, Amir and the gang, the Vanier College Robotics Club and my other college friends,

The same goes for Comiccon and a bunch of other cosplay friendly events in Montreal.

I'm glad I met you guys

You've all changed my life for the best forever!

But there's always room for more!

Check out these cosplayers, well, not only cosplayers, but awesome people:

https://www.facebook.com/carmen.estrada.3954 (Carmen)

https://www.facebook.com/blue.morpher (Blue Montreal Morpher)

https://www.facebook.com/amir.mughal.7 (Amir/Dark Link/Noctis/)

https://www.facebook.com/BeleaguerViciousCosplay (Leatty c:)

NEVAR 4GET

I love the powerglo- I mean... Horsehead mask

I'm not a cosplayer myself, but it was quite the adventure with the Horsehead mask. It's a whole new experience. No one knows your identity, ethnicity, how you look underneath, all they know is chaos. Well, no. All they know is that you're a friendly horse.

BTW, the CEGEP I go to banned all forms of facial concealment on campus the semester after I started wearing the Horsehead, so I'm going to need all the strength I can get to try and get them to remove that ridiculous policy before I graduate. Seriously.

That reminds me, the week of Halloween is approaching, and it's one of my favorite times of the year! Halloween themed college parties, club parties, bar nights, and I'm meeting someone that I met at Montreal Comiccon 2013 for the first time! I can't really say that she's going to be the love of my life, but we're both open books, so I'll stick to the safe side and just call her a "friend". We're on great terms and we talk to each other late at night and early in the morning. So I guess I found my Mrs. Wrong? :)

ERR, WAIT, never mind that, ladies... Forget about what I just wrote!

I'm still single :) Yeah, let's keep it that way. LULZ

ANYWAY, I'll see you again soon mainly at the Otakuthon Halloween Party 2013 coming up next week if you're going!

I'll be wearing my Horsehead and tentacles again! ;DDD

Ugh, but yeah... Back to studying! Gotta study hard if I want to continue enjoying these social pleasures. Not easy being a full-time science student T_T

Oh, and for those who've recently purchased Pokemon X&Y, please play responsibly!

Have a safe trick-or-treating! http://facebook.com/Jamie.DeePee

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These were the only pictures that I took using my phone since I lost my Canon camera along with the carry case at the event. Fucking great.

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So yeah, I handcrafted 3 of these cardboard mecha heads to advertise for the Robotics Club at Vanier College(normally it's accompanied with a panhandling sign)... and decided to wear one to Comiccon, LULZ

Well, this was all because my new horsehead mask was still underway(sold the 2 previous ones cuz of shitty quality)

I also found a sword that was thrown out which was part of someone's cosplay at the end of Comiccon and decided to equip it for the rest of the trip home lo10LOl0o1oL

btw, I went clubbing with the helmet on Friday night right after Comiccon ftw

also,

good one, Ironman.

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We might never know if this was part of the interview footage. True anime convention interviews would not have this edited out ;DDD

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2cool for the world

I forgot to post this from Otakuthon. These two don’t even know each other but I just—- LOOK AT THEM

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All the people I wish I got to know ;_;

<insert sad music here>

1: Holo(?) from Spice and Wolf(?) I met her twice and she was a lone wolf during the convention, I also wanted to know how she made the tail and ears ;_;

2: Reminded me of the first time I bit Shmuberry as Babydoll

3: That reaction's so kawaii it brings warmth to the heart c':

4: <3

5: I interrupted her while she was texting to get her in on the pic. She was cool about it.

6: :3 cheerful bunny

7: Reminds me of characters from Kodomo no Jikan. Well played.

8: By reflex... she had to hold onto SOMETHING 12"+ while shrugging which made her seem like she was eating even though we were taking a picture.

9: This person had a cheery and friendly voice, sounded like a pretty cool person to be around but I'll probably never know who she is ;_;

10: /vomits rainbows Such an attire could be done by no other than someone as awesome as her.

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my wallet ;_;

*whispers* toronto fan expo

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Hippology - The Adventures of Tentacle Horse Antagonism

also, limbo with link's sword ftw.

~<3 to all

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