hostrobotandherparasite

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I have. No idea on what i should post here,, oohh the misery

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(🐰is Lepus)

{A rabbit headed entity approaches you carrying a milk crate full of... Things}

🐰: Salve! My name is Lepus! I learned of you from one of my best clients, Shu-hui! I came here to ask if you'd perhaps be interested in any new parts to help you in your business?

I see that you take quite the amount of phone calls! Perhaps you'd be interested in an extra set of arms to help hold your work load? I have a lovely pair right here!

{He holds up a pair of spider legs with large cartoon gloves on the end}

Or perhaps you'd like some ears to better let you hear the subtext in your future conversationals!

{He drops the arms on the ground and lifts up a set of rabbit ears much like his own, by the, well, ears}

🪩 : Oh greetings! My name is Zaike, it is very nice to meet you Lepus ^_^

🪩 : Huh, parts to help me in my business... Go ahead!

(She listens to him speak attentively, analyzing the parts he offers)

🪩 : Hmmmm....

(She puts one of her hands on her chin, thinking for some seconds before speaking again)

🪩 : Well,I must say, these look really interesting! Although, I don't think I'm having any difficulties on my work, so I'd pass... But, if someday I need anything, I'll contact you! Thank you very much and have a nice day ^_^

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🪛: hai, hai once again !! this is shu !! still on the fridge, fridge's still working, i'm still wasting my time >:D how are you... two doing? myself, i'm doing just fine... the weather isn't awful today and i got to catch coral inbetween meetings...!! ah but i digress :(

🪛: couldn't help but notice you spoke with blob on this page..? blog? is this a blog? uh, well, you tw- three spoke, so i'm saving you time and effort of reaching out to me, by reaching out to you! about our get-together ofc :3

🪛: so! you know me, im free anytime, and i mean anytime, unemployement is both a blessing and a curse!! ...BBUUTT this isn't the case with coral glasses ;'( that boss of hers is a piece of work lemme tell you, though... you probably know from Froggy.

🪛:well, anywhooo... i can interrogate coral about when she would possibly free to go out, and whether this would occur in this present millenium

🪛: this text is getting a bit long... but this thing is starting to grow on me, yk? some people have a lot more to say than they should and i love arguing with them while making no point or sense. i think its called ragebaiting

🪛: lmk what dates and times you got in mind and ill try my best to make it happen!! even if this means forcing coral to call in sick. or doing so myself on her behalf

ooc: what a yapfest, shu is a piece of work just like The Boss,

also if the gears in her head were any more loose she'd have a taski-maiden like typing quirk im sure.

🪩 : Hello hello Shu!!

🖥 : [heeey theeere...!!!!]

🪩 : I'm glad the fridge you're using is still working, and I'm doing just fine! It's been a wonderful day for me, just like the others! But unfortunately, nothing special for now, and I'm also glad you could see Coral! I love seeing you both together, it's just so cute!

🪩 : Anywayyys, yes, I talked to Blob earlier about when we could hang out and I was just about to go and talk to you about it, thank you for reaching out first!

🪩 : Oh and yeah yeah, I know that, but I just wanted to make sure that you didn't have anything planed soon so we could decide a day for our hang out, but I'm glad to know you're free! Most of the time I'm also free, when I'm not getting bugged by phone calls, which don't really bother me so it's okay!

🪩 : Though I still hope that one day we all (refering to us and our partners) could hang out, but I don't think they would all be free at the same time, well, if that happened, the world would colapse! Heheh!! But I do hope they can all be free soon ^_^

🪩 : And don't worry about the text getting long, I really like typing and interacting with people here, even if it takes a bit of time for me to think how to answer everything... (oof) oh, and I think I already heard about this ragebait thing-

🖥 : [0H!! im an expert on this, trust me. i l0ve l0ve l0ve ragebaiting pe0ple!!]

🪩 : Ahem.

🖥 : [sighhh...]

🪩 : Anyways... I'll let you know when I get an answer from Blob and then we can decide which time and place is best for us! I'll also try my best to make this happen ^_^

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GODDAMN MY HANDS ARE FREEZING MY BRAIN IS MEEEELTING AAUGHH

the intro post for them is finally here guys...!!! Go check it!!!.!!! faints

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🐟:Blobert AGRHHH

🐟:"Ah.. Bonjour mon dear friend! And Penio i guess..? Hope you're having an excellent day! Say.. how are you enjoying being on this.. app?.. i think thats what Taski said it was... oh- désolé my dear friend im quite in an hurry right now, well im always am, but i hope we can cross paths again someday!.. Au revoir!

🪩 : Oh hello there Blob!!! I'm so happy to see you around here!! I hope you're having an awesome day too my dear pal!

🖥 : [.....hi.]

🪩 : Well, I sure am enjoying being here very much, even if I didn't really do much.... But yeah, seems really cool! Though, I am still getting used to it, there are some complicated things I'm still trying to understand, but I'll catch them in no time!

🪩 : Oh- Aw.... Going already? That's a shame, but go on and do your stuff and have fun! We should really hangout one of these days, I'm gonna talk to Shu so we can decide which day is better for us to get all together and then I'll let you know!

🪩 : Oh! I almost forgot, when you're free, can you come over to the hub? I have some stuff to give you that I think would go great on your shop's business! And if you want, you can give something to Alex too!

🪩 : Anyways, bye bye fishy!! ^_^

🖥 : [why arent pe0ple greeting me pr0perly?!]

🪩 : Oh I wonder why....

[hostrobotandherparasite]

– Host Robot and Her Parasite * .

[ oc info post ! ]

Hello hello there everybody! Today, I will give you all some info about my ENA: Dream BBQ ocs, Zaike and Penio, so you'll know everything you need to know. Also, some info can be found in my main blog, which is @rukorukie !!

now, enough of blah blah blah and let's go!

(everything will be under the cut because this looks more organized in my opinion...)

. About Zaike : 🪩

Zaike is a robot-puppet, she is 1,76cm tall, her pronous are she/any and she is unlabeled

Zaike is a really sweet, kind, and friendly person, she is nice to everyone she knows, always respectful (but also knows to put people on their places, if needed to) and is always in a bright and good mood, if not, then something went wrong...

Zaike is friends with almost everybody, but is mainly seen hanging out with her closest friends, Shu-Hui ( @coralover 's oc) and Blobert ( @w0wzerz-smth 's oc) (hello)

(Also most of the time on their interactions, she'll mention their s/os, which are Coral Glasses (Shu-Hui's) and Hoarder Alex and Taski Maiden (Blobert's)) (i love them i LOOVE THEM)

Zaike has a s/o, which she loves very very veeEERY much, it is Froggy! I don't really know how to explain how their relationship is but they love each other so much it hurts (their shipname is Zaiggy) (im not normal about them) (send help)

She is also a polyglot, but she can't write or understand another languages besides english if they're writen, she'll need to study them for a bit...

Zaike is basically good on almost everything she does, like cooking, crafting stuff (everything you can imagine), is a great listener, can help you when you need to, very stylish, very smart (also is a really good flirt for some reason,,), etc...

She is mostly seen on the hub, answering phone calls, which would be her occupation or something like that...

Her function on the game is to guide ENA and help her with her jobs and stuff

She has also a lot of abilities, like making music and singing with Penio, which is their most cooler ability (in my opinion...) these two crush everyone on karaoke!! (also i forgot the rest...sooorryyy...)

She also likes to imitate other character's poses most of the time

Everything she says will look like this:

🪩 : Something Zaike would say ...

. About Penio : 🖥

Penio is a small screen located on Zaike's belly, their pronouns are they/it and they're probably aroace (i might confuse myself with their pronouns so if this happens please let me know)

They are mostly rude and say stuff without thinking, the reason is unknown, but the times when they are SLIGHTLY nice are rare or forced by Zaike, althought, they're not that rude since Zaike is teaching them to be a better person, or should I say screen...

Penio is a parasite on Zaike's body, which used to drain her energy most of the time, but now Zaike knows how to controll it and takes controled medicine to get her energy balanced (if that even makes sense...)

Penio and Zaike share 50% of her body, when Zaike is speaking, the body moves more normally, when Penio is speaking, the body moves more like a puppet, as if they were controling it

Penio can use their screen to create any image and any sounds (EX: when Zaike is imitating someone's poses, their face shows in their screen, when Zaike pretends she's playing an instrument, they make the sound) (also really cool fact, whenever Zaike imitates Froggy's poses, instead of showing his face on the screen, it shows a little heart on it ^_^)

Zaike can turn off Penio whenever she wants or needs, but this happens only when she goes to sleep or does anything else she needs

Even if they're rude, they have a pretty normal relationship with Zaike

They also are polyglot aswell

Their voiceclaim would probably be Edgar from Electric Dreams.... or something..

They can jump out of Zaike's body like a jack-in-the-box toy, their wires would look like coils when doing that

I probably forgot much stuff about them so yeah,,,

Everything they say will look like this

🖥 : [s0mething peni0 w0uld say ...]

I'm FINALLY DONE AARGRH

If you read all of this and now you are here, thank you very much for your attention and time, i really feel special when people show interest to my ocs :3

If you wanna make any fanart of them, their designs can be found in my main blog or (rarely) in this blog, also, please tag my main blog when posting it! I would love very much to see it!!!!

Also, the stuff i say on posts will look like this hehe ;)

Again, thank you very much for your attention and thank you for coming to my ted talk, see youuu and byebye! ^_^

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🪩 : Ahhh this was so fun!!! I had a lovely time with them, would definitely hang out with them more hehe!

🪩 : I would love how the photo looked if a certain SOMEONE was smilling with us... Well, I can understand ENA but you did it on purpose!

🖥 : [0kaaay 0kaay im s0rry..... its because it was taking t00 l0ng! and i c0uldnt think 0f any cute faces t0 make 0r whatever...]

🪩 : Okay, I forgive you, but this can't keep happening!! And you can't be complaining about the time it was taking, since I was the one posing....

🪩 : AAAANYYYWAAAYS..... I hope I can have more fun times like that with them ^_^

🪩 : Also.... I really couldn't stop smilling because Froggy kept giggling behind the camera, but at least the photo doesn't look shaky heheheheh!

ok hopefully this works this time 😭

what i was meant to ask was could you draw zaike, ena and a character of your choice interacting with each other please 🥺. i really like seeing how everyone vibes (or doesnt!) and i'm currently rotating everyones ocs in my head like a spinning cockroach 🪳

please and thank you!!! 🚂 👍

HELLO I AM SO SO SORRY FOR TAKING THIS LONG I AM FINALLY DONE!!!! After a thousand hours of procrastination its finally here!

The girlies taking a photo!!

Yap fest under the cut mueehwheh

So, since on the previous ask you sent me you asked for the two enas, i drew them both!

They met, had a really good time chatting but ENA had to go, so they took a pic so they could remember the moment, although, I don't think ENA and Penio enjoyed the idea very much...

And about the another character of my choice, I got too lazy and it would take me another thousand years to draw them!! So imagine its Froggy taking the picture...(AUGEKWUGIWJPRU2OD) ok imagine him trying not to giggle because of zaike. Ok.

Also, Zaike is quite tall (1,76cm) so she had to crouch down a little to get on their size, i love my tall queen

Anywaaays thank you for coming to my ted talk and i hope you enjoy it! Cus i clearly did!! Buh byeee see ya soon!!1!!1 (imma do your another request soon...)

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(🪛 is shu-hui)

🪛: aah, hai Zaike! and... hello Penio. ahem. i'm currently writing this from a tech advanced fridge I found in the landfill... i'm never getting a mobile device of my own. why is the fridge even working? who cares, this is shu-hui btw ^_^

🪛:i'm... not sure what we are supposed to do here, but i like it !! maybe if i spend my time on this, poor coral glasses will catch a break ahahah...haha...🤨

🪛: anyway... i'm going to go doomscroll on this suspicious fridge realm, you two have a nice day...!!!

🪩 : Oh hello Shu!!! It is very nice to see you around here!

🖥 : [hell0 t0 y0u t00 shu-hui...]

🪩 : Well, I'm quite surprised... how could you even find out that this frigde you're typing on is working? And maybe a mobile device could be easier to you... I could help you to get one if you want, you know!

🪩 : But anyways, I also don't know what we have to do here but it really seems quite fun! I hope to see everyone I know around here, and you have a nice day too! Tell Coral Glasses I sent her a hug ^_^

🖥 : [dear runas! y0u tw0 talk t00 much!!]

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🪩 : Greetings everyone!! I hope to have fun here hehe!

(She waves her hand)

🖥 : [hell0 i guess...]

(Their screen shows an image of a hand waving)

Ok fuck it ill create a rp blog for zaike and penio.

In no time theyll come here