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This is so cute….. wait a minute.

Is this…?

ARE WE MARRIED????

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I’m finally playing his bad end so I’m picking all the cringey options now and his confused reaction to MC trying to wear his shirt is hilarious tbh. Jumin: I’ll just buy you pajamas that fit you???? MC: :(

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my thought with this was like… the party pda scene we all deserved in jaehee happy end

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mc should get her priorities straight lol, im pretty sure v made a face when she said this

this is kinda how the conversation went lmao

this part was pretty funny haha (i think mc can say this twice? idk)

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Mystic Messenger putting me in my fucking place.

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✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and outside 💛

Ahhhh thank you! This is so sweet!! 

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Spicy Spicy Chilli Chicken Tacos~

don’t tag ships please

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 I totally agree with most of what everyone is saying here and you can feel however you want about Rika, that’s your business. Your ask though, the way it's written, implies that you think all people with mental illness are inherently bad and criminal. 

That’s not an opinion you get to have. I’m not going to sit here and say its alright for you to say dumb things that contribute the stigmatization of mental illness and hurt real people. 

If you want the science, you can go read this article, it’s a pretty good paywall-free overview of mental illness and violence.  The vast majority of people with mental illness are non-violent, even with Cluster B personality disorders which include illnesses such as anti-social personality disorder (aka  what people think of as sociopaths and psychopaths). Substance abuse is actually a much bigger contributor to violence than mental illness. 

Legally speaking, the insanity defense in America is used in less than 1% of all cases and of that 1% of cases, only 1 in 4 are successful (stats from this study, which is getting really old but still appears to be the standard from what I could find). Mental illness is almost never an excuse legally, let alone morally.

People with mental illness are not ticking time bombs of crime. People with mental illness are responsible for their own actions and, as has been reiterated multiple times, are actually in the best position to criticize crimes done by people who are mentally ill.

 I never want to see anything so stupid on my dashboard ever again. 

I don't think you can say anything bad about rika considering your mentally ill.... just saying.

Hm. Well, you are entitled to think that, but I’ll tell you now that I won’t stop criticizing her and expressing my anger towards her even though I am mentally ill. 

I’d also like to point out the difference between me and Rika is I do not abuse anyone, create religious cults, and I do not use my mental health as an excuses for bad and destructive behavior. 

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ABUSERS👏🏽DONT👏🏽DESERVE👏🏽HAPPY👏🏽ENDINGS👏🏽

Rika👏🏽will👏🏽never👏🏽deserve👏🏽a👏🏽route👏🏽

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Pretty Soldier Sailor Baehee!!

CoffeeWife transformation Watching a lot of Sailor Moon with the kids

edit- had to compress the heck out of the file to make it work.. Added a few of the frames so I could show what they look like without the quality loss :p 

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Ooohh, i have a request for yaa!! If you don't mind can you write about jumin just got back from one of his long business trip and the first thing he hears when he got home is mc moaning really loud with someone which is chairman han dun dun dun!!! He thought mc was cheating but instead mc and chairman's moaning were from eating a batch of delicious chocolate Waffle that mc made. I like to know how would jumin react to this funny situation😂

Here you are! I hope it’s alright! As usual, my fics are written in Third Person with a gender-neutral MC per the results of a survey I did a while back, but I have a female MC version here

this post is actually slighty nsfw as it is suggestive

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It had been well over a month. Jumin tried to keep the trip as short as possible, but the length was necessary. The tiny seaside town had little to offer in the dead of winter and between overseeing resort construction, making deals, and doing the rest of his work Jumin had even less. Their separation had been for the best, but he started counting down the days until he saw his spouse again when he left for the airport.

It took everything he had not to suggest Driver Kim ignore the speed limits on his way back to the penthouse.

Jumin heard the faint noise of MC’s voice coming through the halls as he shut the door. They were here, and he was finally home. Jumin’s shoulders relaxed at the thought. Before MC, the penthouse was just a place where he slept. Of course, he kept it to his liking, but he could adjust anywhere to his liking.  They were what made it somewhere worth being.

A loud, lewd moan echoed down the hall, causing him to pause part way through hanging up his jacket.

Oh.

They had missed him more than he thought. He loosened his tie. Already he could picture them, blushing furiously, desperate to keep quiet as they brought themselves to completion.

…his coat hook was already covered. Someone was here, with MC, making those noises. Making them make those noises. It was then that he recognized the jacket: a Luis Buitton, fitted men’s trench coat, with custom designed fabric. Jumin had bought it for his father as a gift for his birthday last year.

His heart stopped for a moment, and when it started up again, it beat frantically in his chest, as though trying to break through a rubber band that had surrounded it. They were with his father. Of all people, his father. Jumin thought they were different, thought they weren’t just after his money or his reputation.

The idea of MC as his step-parent made his stomach flip, but it also motivated him to take slow steps toward the bedroom. If this was really happening, he needed to see with his own eyes. Jumin only made it to the dining room before he was stopped in his tracks.

“Jumin!! You’re home!” MC squealed, leaping from the chair to tackle him in a hug. Their bright smile soothed any worry he may have had, leaving him with the guilt of having mistrusted his beloved in the first place. He coughed uncomfortably, trying to banish his previous thoughts from his mind.

The dining room table was draped in a nice tablecloth with two neat place settings at either end of the table. Chairman Han sat at one end, still chewing on a bite of food. A large stack of chocolate waffles sat in the middle of the table.

His father swallowed and then stood to greet Jumin. MC stepped away to give them space. “Ah, Jumin, welcome back. I had a free hour today so I stopped by to have lunch with your spouse. They make phenomenal chocolate waffles! I had no idea you married such a chef!”

“Chairman Han!” MC waved the compliment off. “It’s not a big deal, they’re very simple to make. I was experimenting with recipes while you were gone. I would have set a place for you if I’d known you were coming home!”

“That’s quite alright dear, I wanted to surprise you,” Jumin managed, still reeling a little bit from the situation. They were just eating waffles?

“Well, I should get going.” Chairman Han re-folded his table napkin. “You two are going to want some time together after being apart for so long.”

“Oh no, please stay! I’ll just set another plate for Jumin and we can have brunch together! It’s been longer since he’s seen you than me!” MC was already scampering back and forth from the kitchen, getting another place setting ready at the table.

“If you’re sure it won’t be an inconvenience, these waffles really are delicious.” Chairman Han took his seat back at the table.

“It’s no problem,” Jumin confirmed. His spouse would not take no for an answer, and he really could use the time to catch up with his father, even if the moment did not seem ideal. The three of them ate a pleasant brunch together. Jumin caught them both up on business proceedings and he enjoyed his spouse’s waffles.

At the end of the hour, Chairman Han said his goodbyes. Jumin and MC saw him off at the door, MC waving up until the car pulled away from the street.

“Love?” Jumin asked. He shut the door and turned to MC, taking them in for the first time in a month.

“Yes, Jumin?”

“Your waffles are delicious, but the only thing that should make you moan like that is me.”

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This is a joke MC makes to 707 over brunch mimosas in the bunker and then never speaks of again

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Jumin Han is honestly the most loyal friend I have ever seen, and he may not show it outward so much but he cares so much about everyone in his life. I wish I had a friend like Jumin.

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Honestly if things weren’t so angsty between Ray and Saeran I would like to think that this is what goes on in his head every time Saeran is in charge 😂

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What you look like trying to explain Mystic Messenger to other people:

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Happy Valentine’s Day ♡

I’m tired and sleepy pls don’t ask for quality content

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Thing to consider:

The entire RFA treating MC and Jaehee’s coffee shop opening anniversary like it’s their wedding anniversary every year

On their fifth cafe opening anniversary, Jumin writes them a blank check to “take a vacation” and Jaehee and MC have a beautiful wedding in a country where gay marriage is legal

After seeing the wedding photos Seven makes a vow to have better wedding photos. He makes himself a robot groom and proceeds to spam the chat with increasingly absurd wedding photos for the next two months