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vehicular manslaughter isnt too loving now is it randy...
"vehicular manslaughter isnt too loving now is it randy..."
i <3 vehicular manslaughter
*IN JUST ROLL WITH IT PRIME DEFENDERS
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thats not... very loving... stand back tumblr user bananabelsplit... i will slay the stinky ass foe... *my beautiful blue orbs sparkle in the suns rays*
"thats not... very loving... stand back tumblr user bananabelsplit... i will slay the stinky ass foe... *my beautiful blue orbs sparkle in the suns rays*"
nobody likes you and you’re annoying
this is possibly the worst attempt at cyberbullying i’ve ever seen in my life. come back to me when you get better dude i believe in you
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no... aha... dont kill me... aha... im too sexy...
"no... aha... dont kill me... aha... im too sexy..."

what…What the fuck what
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aha... *winks*... hello... tina...
"aha... *winks*... hello... tina..."

what…What the fuck what
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yes... it is...
"yes... it is..."
??? is that allowed????? is this allowed???????

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i wouldve... if i had parents...
"i wouldve... if i had parents..."
Homophobic baby

Happy (belated) birthday @4tlasb0und !!!
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aha... love is love... what the fuck baby...!
"aha... love is love... what the fuck baby...!"
Homophobic baby

Happy (belated) birthday @4tlasb0und !!!
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whats up... guys... gals... and.... *winks*... non binary pals... i bet you... missed me... aha... *winks with my other eye and now both my eyes are closed*
"whats up... guys... gals... and.... *winks*... non binary pals... i bet you... missed me... aha... *winks with my other eye and now both my eyes are closed*"
ooc: im so sorry.
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i feel like a character in a creepypasta who was fucking around online and got Evil Mario Kart mailed straight to their real life address. that's my main blog helbp. ,
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ahaha... *looks around with my sparkling blue orbs*... why dont you... come... find out... *winks*
"ahaha... *looks around with my sparkling blue orbs*... why dont you... come... find out... *winks*"
i feel like a character in a creepypasta who was fucking around online and got Evil Mario Kart mailed straight to their real life address. that's my main blog helbp. ,
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woah there... im not into vore...!
"woah there... im not into vore...!"
MAKE SURE TO EAT YOUR 1000 GRAMS OF PROTEIN TODAY *DOES A SICK BACKFLIP*
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well... haha... you know the saying... the early dave gets the... hot sweaty voluptuous purple worm...
"well... haha... you know the saying... the early dave gets the... hot sweaty voluptuous purple worm... "
hey... *bites my lip*... how are you doing tonight... wisp... *beautiful wind blows my hair majestically*
*looks visibly VERY flustered. not red cause yk*
UHHH. HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING HERE. HAHA
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what's it like being perceived by condi condifiction himself?
haha... just another day for... an elf like me... *winks*
"haha... just another day for... an elf like me... *winks*"
ooc: i am scared to my bones. beyond my bones.
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what the fuck was that...
"what the fuck was that..."
Do you ever not make a post for a really really long time about the thing you literally joined tumblr for and come back to see it in shambles because I swear to god everytime I come back there’s SOME new RPF event happening in the Jrwiblr side of things or some odd odd odd thing going on and right now it’s hot Vyncent sol and uwu William wisp and there’s fear in my bones okay bye
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haha... maybe ill invite my bro sexy Isaac... to tumblr... but... *winks*... hes... a bit busy right now...
"haha... maybe ill invite my hot bro Isaac... to tumblr... but... *winks*... hes... a bit busy right now..."


im not saying anything
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haha... *takes out my sword*... anything for you...
"haha... *takes out my sword*... anything for you..."
im sending you to War
w-what? I-I'm n-not fit f-for w-w-w-war!
@hot-vyncent w-will y-you protect m-me, V-Vynce?~
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haha... i dont have to be a mystery much longer... *flexes my muscles*... we could... always change that... aha... *winks*
"haha... i dont have to be a mystery much longer... *flexes my muscles*... we could... always change that... aha... *winks*"
Do you ever not make a post for a really really long time about the thing you literally joined tumblr for and come back to see it in shambles because I swear to god everytime I come back there’s SOME new RPF event happening in the Jrwiblr side of things or some odd odd odd thing going on and right now it’s hot Vyncent sol and uwu William wisp and there’s fear in my bones okay bye
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