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Heat Check

in which you have to wait for their boner to go down after kissing them.

<3 incl: gojo, toji, sukuna, geto, choso, nanami, ino

conts: suggestiveness, crack

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MY SWEETHEART 😭😭😭😭OMFG GUYS IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK 😭😭😭hes so pretty and lovable 😭😭😭😭i need to squeeze his face and hug him till he suffocates 😭😭 look at him playing the guitar omfg guys are you KIDDING ME😭😭😭

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​i cannot take this anymore i’m on the verge of my worst ever breakdown ;—;

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i’m so in love with this man guys hes just so ughhhhhh 😩😩look at him hes so wifey material i cant i need to eat him 😔😔hes exactly that kind of boyfriend we talk about in our fanfics 😭

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Resting Position

in which you ask them which thigh their dick is resting on.

<3 incl: gojo, toji, sukuna, geto, choso, nanami, ino.

conts: suggestiveness, crack

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI!!

© gojodickbig on tumblr. all rights reserved. do not cross-post, translate, copy in any way, etc.

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the road back home 🌾

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"I just couldn't wear a heartfelt smile in this world...."

i love his laugh, it's so unhinged and carefree, eyes closed, mouth open, eyebrows scrunched... i just know he accidentally snorts when he laughs, satoru probably lives for it

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i feel like satoru gojo doesn’t understand whats the meaning of “my bubble”.

because this guy is always in your bubble. there’s no point of saying for the tenth time (in the space of an hour) that you’d would like for him to be less in your bubble, satoru gojo just doesn’t get it.

- making breakfast? gojo’s hugging you from behind giggling and shit.

- doing the dishes? best believe, gojo’s talking about how yuji trip over stairs earlier that day, while placing pieces of your loose hair behind your ear.

- doing your makeup? well, he’s sitting beside you, asking millions of questions about certain products while shuffling around in your bag.

- listening to music through headphones in your bed? bravo, you guessed it. he’s laying down on your bed looking up at you. “the fuck you got headphones on for? am i not entertaining enough anymore? damn, alright.” he just ends up cuddling you, wiggling every minute as he laughs from an instagram reels he just watched on his phone. you just wanted to lisent to a youtube video in peace.

at the end of the day, satoru gojo just wants your love, attention, and most importantly, your affection. which means he’s always going to be in your bubble.

notes :

tbh i wouldn’t complain. lol. 😝

first post, what the helll. hope it’s good

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The art of subtle flirting with Gojo, Geto and Shoko

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toru baby: you hate me

you look at the screen then upwards to a hidden camera — is this a prank??

???

toru baby: why aren’t you back yet

i just got there???

toru baby: so u don’t love me anymore

you had to put down the phone. what in the world is fuckass satoru gojo talking about now, you thought to yourself.

your friends, already seated at the table, noticed you and started calling you over. putting your phone in your pocket, you walked over to them, greeting them with open arms and wide smiles.

now sitting down, you feel your phone vibrate like crazy.

toru baby: come back COME BACK WHERE DID YOU GO PLEASE THIS IS THE END OF ME YOU HATE ME YOU HATE ME

oh. my. goodness.

i’m going to block you

toru baby: NONONONO NO PLEASE

you crane your head up at one of your friends calling your name, asking how you’ve been.

toru baby: fine just LEAVE me ig…

you sigh as you put your phone on do not disturb (as if that’d do anything), put it in your purse, and carry on with your dinner plans.

“ ‘toru?” you call out. all the lights were turned off, but the tv in the living room was still on. walking closer, you see those familiar, messy, white strands falling onto the couch.

leaning over the armrest, you see your boyfriend having a quiet tantrum — pouting, brows furrowed, arms crossed.

“you hate me,” he grumbles. you smile and sit next to him, cupping his cheek as you kiss the other.

“no i don’t,” you respond, satoru’s face still not budging.

“you do,” he persisted, eyes glued to the screen in front of him. you kept kissing his face, trying to get him to reveal his true colors.

“dooon’ttttt,” you sang. he fought the smile creeping on his face. once you saw his lips twitching, you took that opportunity and smushed your face into his cheek, a loud “muuuuuuuah!” staining it a glossy, rose color.

he finally gives in, smiling and pulling you into his body as he fell onto the couch. he pampered your face with kisses, letting out what he held in. after a good minute of laying there together, you sighed and sat up.

“i’m gonna get ready for bed, ‘kay?”

his heart broke, utterly shattered by your words. he groaned like he was shot in the chest, cried like some older kid bullied him on the playground.

“just tell me to die while you’re at it!” he wailed.

“you can come with me if you want, y’know,” you said, rolling your eyes as you pushed yourself off the couch.

“no,” he deadpanned, too distraught to even look at you.

“baby…”

“no.”

“ ‘toru—”

“okay fine if you insist!” he sprung up from the couch, a complete 180 as he turns off the tv. you gave him the dirtiest look as he waits like a dog by the door just before a walk.

“you love me,” he smirks, getting so close to your face your noses touch. you only sigh and playfully push his face away.

“unfortunately, i do.”

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don't worry about it

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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Romeo + Juliet (1996 ) for the gogeweek (x)

There is already a goge fic inspired by Romeo + Juliet

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got eaten up with 3 words

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gojo watching suguru sleep is my favorite trope💞

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I bet all of these are gojo’s glasses