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remote controlled toy, pumps going, an edible, and i’m incredibly full… all i need now is a wg shake and someone to hold the funnel

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while i do love love getting outside and being outdoors—i’m usually inside, eating… i’m very lazy by nature

i also enjoy being lazy in nature though so it works out :))

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FRENCH TOAST STICKS RECIPE

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Is this how you roll?

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born to waddle around the house, round and heavy with someone’s baby… forced to clock in.

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was anyone else sat down as a kid and told if they kept sneaking food and overeating they’d end up fat and potentially unhealthy. i was so confused as to how that was a bad thing

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should i get into bird watching?

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sometimes if i’m bored i will just go to a random fast food site and build up my dream order. it’s like window shopping but for food

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i am only up this early to play animal crossing

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hottest thing about someone is when they’re unabashed about liking fat girls. i’ve known a couple ppl now where even their friends knew and there’s nothing cuter than being told they get teased for being into bbws

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Giving off fat librarian vibes and I’m all here for it. Could see myself ogling at you from afar while you’re behind your desk munching on snacks or struggling to reach your fat ass to the top shelf to get a book down for someone, all while fantasizing about taking you into the back and stuffing you. Gotta keep that mouth crammed full so you’re staying nice and quiet 🤭

holy shit jsyk this is everything i am. i have the fat librarian look so down at this point, add in my obsession w cardigans and that’s it !! esp because i also have big glasses (and i used to volunteer at my public library)

but anyways.. i wanna be so heavy n wide my hips brush the bookshelves on each side as i walk through an aisle 🥺

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love making the mistake of moving quickly and then just feeling myself jiggle all over… wonderful 🥰

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getting to the point crossing my legs is impossible 🥲 if my belly is at all between my legs it won’t happen

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has anyone here been to costa rica… how is it for fat people…

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Butter Crunch Chocolate Chip Cookies

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Something annoying but kinda hot is how on tumblr mobile it zooms in videos instead of fitting them to width so parts of your hanging flab get cut out but its hot because that means your fatass is just THAT much wider 😵‍💫

i’ve noticed this too!!! if you swipe down on the video as soon as it plays you should get the full vid… maybe i should change the orientation of how i film haha, sorry about that!!

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i have a surprising amount of socks with cows on them