houseofoddballs

[houseofoddballs]

Oh, you have a breath control kink? Or did you just grow up holding your breath so they wouldn't hear you sobbing through the thin walls? So you wouldn't be called "sensitive" or "dramatic" after they left scars that no one could see that you would feel forever?

Sure babe, you call it a kink, I call it:

✨Trauma With Sprinkles✨

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This is going to sound horrible for a minute, especially during pride month, but just bear with me and hear me out!!

I am so tired of mainstream homophobia in media! Especially in fantasy!! Stop giving me stories where their love is forbidden because it's "bad" or because "god apparently forbids it" no!! Bad! Overused! Lazy!! If you're going to give me homophobia, make it at least somewhat justifiable or understandable!! Two boys can't be together because the species has such a low birth rate and is already dying faster than they can repopulate as is! Give me stories where people don't scoff at two girls holding hands together just because it doesn't line up with their morals written in crayon! Give me those exact same scoffs because there are physical diseases that are contagious and only start through same-sex couples! Give me homosexuality with substance! Make your race physically dependent on the other gender for chemicals like dopamine in the same way that humans get happy by looking at plants! Because I love reading the "their love was forbidden" trope, and I am so SICK of it always just being the same stories! Make your Karen's and Chad's creative, I beg of you!!

That's all, happy Pride, guys!

[houseofoddballs]

I think that I knew a cute biker boy who plays guitar would be out of my league, so I started trying to get into them myself.

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Um... The only person I interact with on here is the one that tagged me, so I'm just going to tag some of my favorite accounts that probably don't know I exist <3

@inkly-heart @ceilidho @charliemwrites @calcium-supplement

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

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I'm sorry... What? You're telling me that this is actually a thing!? You're telling me that I'm actually aromantic and asexual even though I love the ideas of sex and relationships!?

as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post

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I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

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We're all adorable <3

Open tags!

TAG GAME!!!!!

@leoluvsbilkyjo @steele-clawss @ch4rl13th3dvmb4ss @iiiidiotnathanieliii @styro--boy @disaster-grrl + any other mooties i forget ppl :P

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Open tags!

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

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@skully-64

BOOP!!!

Gotcha! ^w^

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You're totally a2c1!!

new tag game!

reblog to let prev know what their vibe is :3 (ex. a1a1)

@slitdove @chiyone @the-real-loser-otaku-girl @not-jiraikasa-kun @obsessibun @laven-dere @littleyejin @landmine-ky @k1-2-ur-heart

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Tried to simulate the style of KAT from a YouTube video I really liked! I think it turned out pretty well! If anyone sees this, feel free to dtiys!!

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I... I don't think so :')

Open tags!

I feel like making one of those uquiz and picrew chains with these random ones I found sooo

Take this quiz and find out what instrument you are and thennnn

make a lil guy with this picrew :))))

(As a viola player I’m VERY offended. So offended, offended beyond belief. But hey kitty :)) )

@ilivebyshipping @glassesgirlies @lusxnei6

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I headcannon that Red Velvet cookie does not know how to use a microwave. He just can't comprehend it.

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Surprising no one, I am a trash panda 🤣

Open tags!

Fun little quiz

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Why wasn't I notified of this!? Ah, my heart 😭 you are both such beautiful people, and I cherish you, Skully <3

Tumblr beast, you are incredibly funny and I cherish your posts!

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @houseofoddballs is a good person and deserves many good things.

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Content creators: *Makes a character faceless so the audience won't feel pitty of connect with them.*

Me: 😳🙈🥰😍

"B L O R B O ?"

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Accurate indeed!

Open tags!

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)