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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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You realise you do drugs everyday because you're not happy

The psycho analyst has logged on

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

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*clutches my purse and starts walking a little bit faster*

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the summoning

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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

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would you be happy if you met yourself five years in the future and you looked and acted exactly the same? (besides the obvious subtle signs of aging)

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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Oh thank fuck we're so back