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O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

Batman fandom.

Ok. Random song. “No Surprises” by Radiohead

Damian Wayne bc of my own headcannons for him. I was tempted to say Tim but the more I thought of it the more I felt like it was for Damian

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Requested by analog-autistic

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Assignment: WRITE MOTHERFUCKER WRITE!!!

Good luck!

FUCK YOU YOU ARENT MY MOM🖕🖕/lh

(I will, soon😔)

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Tagged by @nighthagsyndrome thanks :pp

Favorite color: all of them, but especially pink!!

Last song I listened to: See the Light by Ghost(wow, shocker)

Currently reading: nothing😔

Currently Watching: nothing😔

Currently Craving: pizza

Coffee or Tea: coffee if it has creamer, tea if It’s chamomile. Out of those two, still coffee

Tags: @fienichi (sorry I don’t have anyone else to tag😓😓)

Tagged by @mynorse-verse thank you!!

Favorite color: dark green, then light blue.

Last song you listened to: BAM BAM - sister Nancy

Currently reading: I don’t read anymore, I’m trying to get a library card so I can read “the children of ash and elm” by Neil Price

Currently watching: Bojack Horseman (for the 7th time)

Currently craving: Pickles and ham

Coffee or Tea: hard pick, I’d say coffee just cause it’s better with creamer, tea is good with milk but coffee is better with it

Tags: @beeleaf445 @th3-gr34t3st-4rs0nist @froyofoxes

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"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"

c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this

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This is high key how I feel when I want to make a rant comment on an opinion I viscerally despise and goes against everything I stand for in a fandom only to realize I’m typing too much for too long and opting out last second

Me when I’m about to say something stupid on the Internet

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Pride furry pt. 1!!! Cat and Asexual today(wheel decide picked)

Base (https://pin.it/4VZSoHY3n on Pinterest)(I looked up free to use bases sorry if it isn’t a f2u base google said it was😰😰)

Result

And with a cute little outfit :33

If you have a request of a flag and animal combo please say it :33!! Can’t promise it’ll be good but I’ll try😅

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Poor Bruce😔😔 twin tho

YOU🫵

Romantic headcannons Bruce and whoever you ship him with

Love at first sight? If not, when did they fall for each other.

I ship him with… Nobody! (At least not forever)

His first non-Bruce-Wayne-persona relationship was with Talia, when he was in the league of assassins. This was more of a young adult crush and immediate infatuation rather than something that would get them married. He was mainly attracted to her strength and wit under pressure. He lost feelings for her after learning who her dad was.

Second relationship was Selina Kyle. She was more attracted to him than he was to her and her flirting got to him and he started flirting back. This stopped once he got dink as Robin because he dink was grossed out and told him to knock it off.

Thirdly, he has a crush on Clark Kent but decides it’s better if he doesn’t pursue it because of Lois lane. It was a bit of love at first sight, but he had heard of him long before he saw him (Superman has been active since Bruce was 15). Eventually Clark and Lois get married and Bruce just gets sad about it and moves on.

Bruce is asexual biromantic.

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Read the Lokasenna and this specific part GOT ME

Loki, to Njord: DUDE YOU DRINK PISS!!!!

(Translation is by Jackson Crawford)

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Happy pride month or whatever.

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Aaa the house is crowded scary😣

(It’s not. There’s one more person than usual bc of a Father’s Day cookout.)

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as much as i love angst i do also adore familial league of assassins shit, and since i keep seeing them on my tiktok fyp i cant stop thinking about those videos of idiot teenagers in military training being. teenagers. and thinking of jason and damian. just those two having weird little gimmicks and traditions that confuse the absolute fuck out of the rest of the family from their time at the league.

damian will refer to grapes as ‘assassination implements’ because of that time jason tried to throw one at him, missed, hit ra’s in the back of the head, and to avoid getting in trouble gaslit him into believing it must have been some kind of dart that hit him from a coup attempt. ra’s went into lockdown and had the entire base searched and jason’s been lying about it for a year, nodding along whenever ra’s brings up the ‘irritating failure that escaped capture’.

nanda parbat had a specific bar that a lot of the assassins would go to when off-duty for a break, but damian wasn’t allowed because talia said he was too young so jason and a couple other loa workers dressed him up in fake facial hair and convinced the bartender he was just a really short old guy to get him in, and since then whenever they talk about something damian’s done that he wasn’t supposed to do they say it was ‘old man brutus’ that did it. bruce has no idea who the fuck brutus is or why two of his sons find his existence so amusing.

whenever the assassins were fucking around on loa grounds they would have a specific low-down gravely tone of voice that when any of them saw talia or ra’s approach, they would use to warn the rest of the group by saying ‘al ghul’ in that tone to indicate everyone had to straighten up and act like they were training. damian can copy that tone perfectly, and will use that voice when saying non-sensical words like ‘ooby-dooby’ and ‘birch tree’ because the tone makes jason instinctively straight up and whirl around like a soldier hearing the word ‘sergeant’. it works every fucking time.

one of damian’s tutors and jason’s mission colleague hated coconut milk with a fucking passion and would rant about it every time it was brought up in conversation. a lot of the guys would take bets on how long she could go talking about it and then purposely brought it up to set her off as a game. every time anyone around the loa base was seen with coconut milk somebody would respond ‘what would eden say if she saw you with that?’. tim dick and bruce do not know who eden is or why they hate coconut milk and at this point they’re too scared to ask.

all im saying is the loa becomes much funnier if we consider it just to be a very strict assassin boarding school that jason attended and damian grew up in.

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Ok guys I got a little over 300 words of my fanfic done(not a lot but I’m tired that’s what I get for staring at 11) would you like a little sneak peak

“Bruce didn’t let his own feelings get in the way of Batman. To do so would be illogical, unproductive, and downright dangerous. He had to cold. Clinical. For his own safety, but now, for his children’s safety too. He had people depending on him, Gotham depended on him; he couldn’t afford to be emotional.”

ARE WE EXCITED CHAT??

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Ok so I have a fanfic idea but idk if I want to write it for Batman, Sanders Sides, or Creepypasta

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So I just looked at my recent WIP to continue working rn and oh gods… I haven’t written in so long that my last fic was a Hazbin Hotel Lucifer centered slightly-past-platonic RadioApple hurt/comfort fic

Wow. Nothing against Hazbin hotel but jeez

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Wally west is fine and nothing bad happened and they’re still friends and have yap sessions every weekend at some random burger place in Gotham.