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dan’s threats to roblox children as the super graphic modern girl intro because what planet is this man from

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cause somewhere in the crowd theres you.

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you don't hear about people being sent to horny jail anymore this is another victory brought by the anarchists fighting for prison abolition

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"phil's fyp is taken over by nonsensical gen z/gen alpha brainrot content" well yes. it's quite literally just repackaged 2000s lolz XD so r4nd0m humour of course he likes it. phil isn't hip and down with the kids he's just stuck in 2007

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The way Phil said “I sent Dan home” in the hospital screams to me that he was still worried and didn’t want to leave Phil and had to be convinced to leave his side 🥺 like it must’ve been so scary seeing him pass out in a pile of his own blood and then getting wheeled away and Dan was utterly powerless to do anything in the relatives room so he “went for a wander” to go find Phil again even tho nobody had told him to just baucause he was too anxious to stay there and wait for news 🥺

As someone who’s had major surgery and been in hospital for extended periods of time it is rly horrible being in pain and also seeing your loved ones emotional pain to that and knowing they would do anything to stop it 🥺

Also blood transfusions are sooooo weird to wake up from in anaesthesia

Very glad that Phil is okay and this is something that can kinda joke about and make a video about but at the same time it was very scary and probably traumatic for both 🫂

Ps PLEASE GO TO THE HOSPITAL IF YOU THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG AFTER A PROCEDURE DEAR GOD

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I cannot with this shit man I Cannot

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err more sillies from my stash

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"Cheers, dear"

Also congrats on not dying @amazingphil

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redraws of some of my fav moments from the latest phil upload🙏

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dan: yum yum i love ranch

dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you

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howling at dan fainting the first time he saw phlonde phil and phil just being like “girl stand up???”

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"We're gonna spill some things that would've sent you into cardiac arrest 7 years ago" + "We said this was gonna be authentic, this new era- how open is the door gonna be?"

these are threats, they are threatening us with hard launch on stage

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also okay sorry on the "cheers dear" thing i must say a lot of instances of dan and phil using pet names are really not actually targeted at the other, like dan is a frequent utilizer of the good ol "honey" but a lot of times it's not Towards phil. this is one of like very few instances where dan is directly addressing phil (along with such classics as 'easy bubby') like. Like. sorry do you. Sorry. coughs up blood i'm really normal today

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part of me never wants dip and pip to hard launch because then that means I've been watching a couples channel for the past 8 years of my life and i don't think I can handle that

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phil not getting up ONCE and dan getting up for everything . perfect. exactly how the princess should be treated

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dan literally FAINTING AND PUNCHING A LAMP OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE then being like PHIL WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH ME and phil going i thought you were twerking! is THE most dan and phil thing i've ever heard in my entire life