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Steph: *scowling at her phone* Ah, autocorrect. My old nemesis.

Barbara: So I was texting Dinah the other day, and her autocorrect changed 'literally' to 'legally'.

Dick: Wouldn't it be funny if people said 'legally' instead of 'literally' in real life?

Dick: That'd legally be the funniest thing ever.

Tim: I...legally have nothing to say to that.

Steph: *snorts* I legally can't even.

Damian: I'm legally done with this conversation.

Duke: *from the other room* I legally have no idea what's going on with you people, ever. Legally.

Cass: *to herself* I legally do not understand.

Bruce: I can't believe I'm legally responsible for all of you.

Jason: *sarcastically* Hilarious, B. I'm legally dead.

Everyone: ...

Jason: *squints*

Jason: wait

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Eva: Pinpin and I are having a baby.

Yugo: That’s grea-

Eva, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you. Sign here.

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Eliza: Angelicaaaa!

Angelica: Elizaaa!

Peggy: And Pe- *alex cuts her off*

Alex: The Schuyler Sisters!

Peggy: ...

Peggy: well then Alex

Peggy: that's a real nice marriage you got there

Peggy: it would be a real shame if something were to *changes into red dress* happen to it

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Can we talk about how

My sister woke me up screaming “Lin’s on semsame street”. I rolled out of bed and screamed back “ Habit!” And crawled into my moms room. The thing is she woke me up so suddenly, I peed a little.

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They are going to pass all of their finals

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They are going to pass all of their finals

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have y’all seen pics of cosplayers being arrested because

it is simultaneously

the best and worst thing

I have ever

fuckIN G seEN

likE WHAT DID THEY DO

TO GET ARRESTED???

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME

pleasE I NEED CONTEXT

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Because there are SO many lines in Hamilton that apply to this movie.

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signs as The Greatest Showman Songs!

a million dreams: leo, virgo

rewrite the stars: libra, cancer, scorpio

tightrope: sagittarius, taurus , aquarius

this is me: aries, capricorn

never enough: pisces, gemini

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21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

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Battle Of Monmouth

Hamilton: Where is Lee?

Washington: Hang on

Washington : *clears throat*

Washington: *breathes in*

Washington: EVERYONE ATTACK

Lee: *smashes through the wall* RETREEEEEAT

Washington: Found him

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“I promised you a particular account of Andre. I am writing one of the whole affair of which I will send you a copy.” 

Hamilton: oh yeah, Eliza, I’ll make sure to send you a letter of what happened to that pretty guy we both like. 

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Alexander: Aw babe you had a crush on me...that's embarrassing.

Eliza: We're married.

Alexander: Still.

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Eliza: You’re going to be a dad.

Alexander: I’m pregnant?

Eliza: I’m pregnant.

Alexander: We’re both pregnant? Woah.

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Person: I love Hamilton

Me: Same! Whats ur fave ship

Person: I like Hamilton with that girl with the long curly hair, they’re really cute together!

Me:

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Madison: *mentions Hamilton several times*

Hamilon: Hey

Jefferson:

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I’m so sorry