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every now and then I think about how s1 martin’s surprisingly high level of competence and cleverness is inverse to his proximity to jon. the closer he is, the fewer brain cells he’s running on
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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule
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i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt
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human... i remember you're deltarunes
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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself
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all-timer daniel molloy questions:
1. did you eat the baby?
2. are you schizophrenic, louis?
3. and then what?
4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?
5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?
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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women
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"procrastination won't work in college" ok so. yes it will. but it's a lot more dangerous. I always used to hear about how i won't be able to procrastinate when i get to uni, but really, you can just become an even more dangerous procrastinator. you don't have a weekly quiz and graded homework to keep you on track. if i decide to not go to intro to quantum for a month because 12pm is too early for me to make it to class and i'd rather eat breakfast, then i can just not, and I can cram the whole thing the night before the final. This does work. I have not done badly on any exams this year despite being a severe procrastinator, and my GPA this year is like a 3.97. However. This does come at the cost of your sanity and health. I cannot recommend this strategy. You should learn to not procrastinate, but you cannot proceed with the mindset that eventually you'll run out of ability to procrastinate and you'll be forced to actually do things on time. You can always procrastinate. You just end up sacrificing your health.
#i would agree but no. im just built different. im very powerful. nobody has even been this good at uni procrastination.#(cries)
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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death
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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.
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