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The placebo effect isn't real. Sugar pills actually just cure everything that could possibly be wrong with you.

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Sometimes I just... animate photos I find online for no particular reason and.. uh.. yes.

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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The autoclave is designed to kill schmucks I think

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At 18, everyone receive a superpower. Your childhood friend got a power-absorption, your best friends got time control, and they quickly rise into top 100 most powerful superheroes. You got a mediocre superpower, but somehow got into the top 10. Today they visit you asking how you did it.

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Neon Pink Shoelaces $12.00

For you, Mr. President.

Laces are 58 inches long. 85% polyester and 15% cotton.

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The tradition of wearing a lapel pin began in 1901, a full 20 years before the invention of the lapel.

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further Brad Wayne HC:

- when he first comes to stay w Bruce, he doesn't tell him that Jason came back from the dead bcos 1) it's a really sensitive and emotionally fraught area and he like just met Brad 2) it's really hard to explain without getting into superhero stuff and 3) at this stage Jason is largely estranged from the rest of the family

- however Jason still has access to the Manor (Bruce isn't going to change the locks to keep his kid out, that's just messed up) and does still occasionally come by, often at odd hours without announcing his presence

so anyway

Jason: *chugging milk directly out of the carton at 3am as he's wont to do*

Brad: *walks into the kitchen*

Jason:

Brad:

Jason:

Brad:

Brad: *slowly backs out of the room*

*later*

Brad: guys please don't freak out but I think the house might be haunted

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my best OC is Brad Wayne, Bruce’s illegitimate biological child via a totally normal woman he had a fling with when he was younger and didn’t stay in touch with

Brad grew up a totally normal kid, went to college, joined a frat, and decided to get in touch with Bruce, who now has an awkward situation on his hands

now the other Batkids have to deal with fucking Brad Wayne, whose normalacy is absolutely insufferable... he tells Dick to try yoga and suggests that Tim will sleep better if he gets more exercise... Bruce goes out of town and Brad decides it’s time to throw a house party with his frat friends

he’s so good

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Veikko: I’m about to expose The Man.

Veikko: Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1'' and if he’s 6’2'', he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Veikko: Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9''.

Veikko: Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3''.

Veikko: What I do is not a crime. But it should be.

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Comic on having long-COVID as a young person. Sending love to others who may be similarly suffering.

Ko-Fi

(ID under the cut)

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