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I’ll be your mouse pad.

Dan to Phil

so romantic..

(via teedeeland)

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i’ve been waiting for an excuse to use this video

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Felix: What's yours [country]?

Dan: Burkina Faso

Felix: ...

Phil: ...

Felix: What's the first letter?

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dan: what's my name

felix:

phil:

felix:

phil: uuummm daniel james howell?

dan: good, you were almost the worst friend ever there

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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God bless

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“you never fail to make my heart do the flippy over thing”

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I hate this site lmfao

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danisnotonfire - Watercolour (A4)

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plot twist: your favorite band releases a new song and the title is your url.

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stranger: your skin looks so good..what do you use?

me: *does egg yolk mask*

me: *does sugar scrub on my lips*

me: *prays to aphrodite*

me: nothing :) its natural :), genetics...thanks mom and dad :) woke up like dis #flawless

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I was feeling for him at the time..on the inside, but outwardly I was screaming laughing 😂