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you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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my landlord wont stop bothering me abut some made up shit called "rent". im too busy jerking off my dick to give a shit

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Welcome

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kinda want him gagging on it (his own blood)

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“Money doesn’t buy happiness” ok and poverty buys what exactly

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“I love that you’re still so funny during sex.”

Of course. I am committed to the bit mind body and soul. Her and I have been intertwined like the stars sewn into the tapestry that is the sky. Do you think I would abandon her outside my bedroom to be cold and alone while I lay with another? No, she is always welcome and ever present in my life.

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idk what they're doing, something horny it seems

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98% of fictional characters start communicating right when the drama is about to get good. Don't give up!! That anime man could be standing on a table and screaming and still somehow not saying any of his actual thoughts right now!!!!

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doesn't have to be a definitive or strongly held opinion, just which option seems preferable currently. also sorry for neglecting the people already married lol in that case obviously just pick what you did!

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How beautiful is butch identity that it includes cis women, trans men, trans women, nonbinary people, and bruce springsteen.

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A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.

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“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

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Today lesson #1: How to leave the house.

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you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell

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I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household