According to a marine biologist on Shark Week, orcas have language, culture, and have "karate chopped" sharks...so they have martial arts. Needless to say I am VERY concerned.
My new hobby of watching "Barbie hair transformations" with what appears to be human hair is all good and fun until people get bored and try "Barbie dental transformations".
*Puts bathmat with mama spider and her million back babies outside*
*Hears light tapping one minute later*
Me: "Crap...I think she wants to come back in..."