howmymoneyget
howmymoneyget
Rat Gang lives here
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She/Her - shit post and art enjoyer - servant for all rodents - unmedicated and in the throes of objectifying knights as a result
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howmymoneyget · 3 hours ago
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u can always give a character fangs and sharp teeth. for no reason
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howmymoneyget · 5 hours ago
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paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow
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howmymoneyget · 5 hours ago
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jaheira and khalid doing the meme
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howmymoneyget · 5 hours ago
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howmymoneyget · 5 hours ago
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anyway, I love adult content. I love erotic art having a space to exist online. I love seeing people making connections over creativity and shared hog cranking. I don’t love everything everyone is cranking their hogs to but it’s also none of my god damn business. fuck the evangelical rise of censorship. fuck ruining people’s livelihoods.
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howmymoneyget · 5 hours ago
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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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howmymoneyget · 5 hours ago
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one time i visited a cemetery and this one dude's grave had THE sexiest male angel statue i've ever fucking seen. like. he was nude except for a sword and helmet. he had nipples. you could see his entire bare thigh. what a baller move to put an ancient athenian's wet dream on top of your eternal resting place. i think about him a lot.
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howmymoneyget · 8 hours ago
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Tried doing things a little differently
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howmymoneyget · 10 hours ago
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howmymoneyget · 10 hours ago
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always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote
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howmymoneyget · 12 hours ago
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It really is gutpunch after gutpunch
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howmymoneyget · 13 hours ago
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howmymoneyget · 13 hours ago
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my favourite thing is characters who just met the person theyre literally going to be wildly in love with for the rest of their lives and theyre like “:/ they’re not all that” this is so embarrassing for u
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howmymoneyget · 22 hours ago
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Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.
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howmymoneyget · 1 day ago
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[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player
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howmymoneyget · 1 day ago
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"Streamers"... a class of citizen that will be eliminated in my new utopia
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howmymoneyget · 2 days ago
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all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves
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