“Fish fear me and women want me” okay what if I fear fish. What then
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this happened in champions trust me I was there
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There really is something about cats in space, the perfect onboard pet
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now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself
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tom paris and the doctor very likely the voyager characters most likely to slay at drag. the doc’s aging broadway diva vs. tom’s golden age of hollywood starlet. and of course they’d have crazy beef. queen vs. queen. no one at neelix’s drag brunch left alive
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love these production polaroids - everyone is having a Horrible Time, except Boothby who's just straight up chillin'
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saw someone do powerpoint karaoke on instagram and one of the powerpoints was 'which starfleet captain would give the best head' and i have been dying to know their verdict for the past month or so because i cannot think of an objectively correct answer
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gowron is my favorite klingon im always hooting and hollering every time he shows up and not even cause i have any particular strong feelings on his personality or character, but just because he looks like this:








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Today is awesome because my notifs consist entirely of people debating how each star trek captain would give you a blowjob
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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned
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My ultimate dream one off episode of Doctor Who that will likely never happen that I SPECIFICALLY want live action and not big finish or book or other extended media is a DoctorDonna full body swap. The plot is whatever the villain is who give a shit. RtD2 give me one (1) episode that's just Catherine and David doing impersonations of each other for 50 minutes. It can be a special. It can be only on DVD release. I just want to see it so so bad
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batman villains are crazy twisted cycle path serial killers with college degrees but flash rogues are mainly dudes that look like they work part time at a gas station. worst thing captain cold did was like lock wally in a freezer for a while and make barry look for him or something and he’s watching the news report from gotham of poison ivy choking the fuck out of the city with magic beanstalks or whatever and he’s like “jesus christ”
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*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that
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>I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes
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