hpostnmain
hpostnmain
call me bug?
107 posts
18‼️he/theyasks come from @citrusequalsfrogsthis blog is used as an outlet for my thoughts! i’m going crazy keeping them bottled up 😵‍💫
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
hpostnmain · 4 months ago
Text
Tight squeeze
Tumblr media
Bonus Davey image because I know no self restraint (& the actual post)
Tumblr media Tumblr media
654 notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 5 months ago
Note
hybrid soap eating hybrid reader out until she cries?
When Soap gets into a rut, sometimes Simon has to pry him off of you. He’ll wake up to hear you crying out from the bed you share with Johnny— cause the mutt felt the urge sometime during the night, and now your pussy is slick and swollen and sensitive from his grazing teeth and unrelenting tongue. Johnny gets fuckin crated and Simon gets you a cold compress and a bath. Leads to soap knocking around in there, begging and jerking off, howling for you to come to him. Man goes through the five stages of grief. Actually, he just flickers between bargaining and anger. He’s either begging, saying he’ll do anything, or growling about how much trouble you’re gonna be in when he gets his hands on you.
4K notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 5 months ago
Text
pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up
60K notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 5 months ago
Text
what if you just tied my hands and legs up so i couldn’t move and i was spread out and and and what if then you just kept using toys on me, teasing me, edging me, making me cum, using me however you want but just experiment with my body because it’s not really mine is it? i belong to you after all, sir, im nothing but your good little toy <3
6K notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 5 months ago
Text
Force masc oral edition???
Being dragged out to a rowdy concert at some underground bar, everyone’s drinking and shoving each other and there’s so many flashing lights. It’s actually kind of hard to think, the music is so loud. But his hand never leaving yours, dragging you through the crowd, dancing with you, screaming at the top of your lungs to a song you know don’t even know the lyrics too.
And then making out in the bathroom. Graffiti walls and dull lighting, the music a soft thud outside the door now and being hoisted up on the sink.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m gonna suck your dick, dude. Don’t worry I’m good at this.”
“Oh uh…I actually have a lot of dysphoria about my cunt and being eaten out-“
“What’d you just call it? I know you weren’t referring to your cock as a cunt.”
Pants already around your ankles and he’s spanking the spot between your legs.
“What is this?”
“Dude come on, you know it’s a pus-fuck! Stop hitting that!”
“No. What the fuck is between your legs?” Hand already raised to swat down again.
“I..it’s my cock.”
“Good boy. Now I’m gonna suck your cock, okay? Can you ask me to suck you off?”
“Would…would you suck my cock? Please?”
“Good fucking boy.”
6K notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 6 months ago
Text
x
i need someone to play with me like this
20 notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 6 months ago
Text
oh my guuhhhhhehegdjj
so let me share something with you guys for a second
(nsfw)
ghost is hot, right? we all know that. picture him always having someone sneaking out his room during unsocial able hours, shushes and clattering of buckles hitting the floor as his latest hookup creeps back down the halls to the cold barracks
and you, the awkward recruit with a fat crush on your lieutenant who envys every person who shamelessly shoots their shot with him and succeeds. letting him make a mess out of them for one night only
and it is always one night only
no same person has ever left his room twice, nothing more than a cheap hookup to him. you know you wouldn’t be any different, shown the door before you can even get your cargos zipped back up but if it meant at least one night with simon riley, you really didn’t care
but when it’s finally your turn? when you finally drink up enough courage to speak to the brooding man in the corner nursing his own drink in the corner of the bar, it turns out he didn’t even know your name
but that’s okay, it’s not like he was gonna be your future husband anyway so you power through. pull out all the charisma you have stored away for moments like this and you soon find yourself back in his room, making a complete fool of yourself
struggling to unbuckle his belt, biting down too hard on his lip during the, quite frankly, terrible make-out session that led up to your current situation, responding to his dirty talk with blinded stutters
and when he finally pulls out his cock? you’re too nervous to relax, and it doesn’t fit. before he can give you some half-assed ‘s’alright, love. another time, yeah?’, you’re shoving him off and rushing out his room before you can even get yourself fully-dressed
for weeks, you avoid him. at least, that’s what he calls it. you didn’t consider it avoidance under the assumption that he had no intentions of pursuing you again
simon was under the same assumption, and yet he couldn’t stop thinking about you. every hook-up leading up to you was a performance, an act he completed as some odd way of reminding himself that he was still, in fact, human
your heated cheeks and scrunched nose every time you fumbled was strangely refreshing to simon, a friendly reminder that not everything needed to be so serious, so professional. maybe the humanising act could be an experience instead, he thinks as he reaches for his phone
that night had been keeping you up for weeks, replaying every stupid way you messed up the thing you had been thinking about since you laid eyes on simon
and then your phone pings. from an unknown number.
‘price is off base. come to my room and I’ll make it fit this time.’
11K notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 6 months ago
Text
Please come over and let me fuck you against the wall and eat you out on my couch. I want to make you cum so many times
129 notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 7 months ago
Text
somebody pls…come be mean to me in my dms…
24 notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 7 months ago
Text
i need vi x reader x loris smut 2,000+ words afab AND amab version
9 notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 8 months ago
Text
turning on my dom radar right the fuck now WHERE are all the doms. WHERE ARE YOU. come to me
19 notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
15K notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 8 months ago
Text
me when i remember that im masturbating alone in my room and no ones around so i can hump the air as i cum !! ☆ while still fucking myself.
that was great.
15 notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 8 months ago
Text
can doms locate me and leave horny asks already or are u all just too busy acting like ur soooo scary or something
1K notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 8 months ago
Text
yes I have a praise kink. yes I get embarrassed when you praise me. yes this means you should degrade me about being embarrassed.
12K notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
138 notes · View notes
hpostnmain · 8 months ago
Text
“so take it like a taker cuz baby i’m a giver” ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23 notes · View notes