hqincorrectquotes - Tumblr blog

[hqincorrectquotes]

Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid? He wanted it a little meaty-or.

Oikawa (via hqincorrectquotes)

[hqincorrectquotes]

Tsukishima: Maybe if you buckle down and get good grades, Daichi will give you money.

Hinata: Does he give you money for getting good grades?

Tsukishima: I've been doing the Club's books for months now, I take what I need

[hqincorrectquotes]

Ushijima: Who the Hell are you

Hinata: You know. *at Shiratorizawa team* You all know who I am. Say my name.

Ushijima: Say what? I don’t have a damn clue who you are.

Hinata: I’m the Decoy. I’m the guy who spiked the last point against Aoba Josai.

Ushijima: Bullshit. Your ace did that.

Hinata: Are you sure?

Hinata:

Hinata: Now, say my name.

Ushijima: You…are the Freak

Hinata: You are goddamn right

EDIT: felt like adding the actual scene

[hqincorrectquotes]

Kuroo: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.

Bokuto: Kuroo, why are you so afraid of loving me?

[hqincorrectquotes]

Kageyama: Oikawa-senpai. I'd really like to hear the story of how you started playing wolleyball.

Oikawa: Oh what the hell. Back in 2004 I don't like you. The end.

[hqincorrectquotes]

Tsukishima: What happens when you die?

Daichi: You go to heaven.

Tsukishima: No, I mean, when you die do I get your stuff?

[hqincorrectquotes]

What does exactly that expression mean, ‘friends with benefit’? Does Bokuto-san provide Akaashi-san with health insurance?

Hinata Shouyou to Kuroo Tetsurou (via hqincorrectquotes)

[hqincorrectquotes]

Chapter 209 summary

Hinata: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Coach: This just says, "I can do what I want."

[hqincorrectquotes]

[Explaining how to make tea.]

Bokuto: While you wait for your tea water to boil, reflect on all your regrets.

Bokuto: [Sighs.]

[83 minutes later]

Bokuto: [crying]

[hqincorrectquotes]

Hanamaki Takahiro: *to the Aobajousai team* Well, then, we’ve got to find a way to cut down expenses. What can we live without?

Iwaizumi Hajime: Probably Oikawa.

[hqincorrectquotes]

Bokuto: I want you back…

Akaashi: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours.

Bokuto: I got food?

Akaashi: …you know me so well.

[hqincorrectquotes]

[Kageyama watching soccer]

Kageyama: [Not enthusiastically] Hooray. He's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there. That man has it now. That's an interesting development.

Kageyama: [Sarcastically] Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed deserved that round of applause.

Kageyama: This is the worst thing in the world.

[hqincorrectquotes]

Hinata Shouyou: Why can’t penguins fly?

Bokuto Koutarou: Because they don’t believe in themselves.

(Source)

[hqincorrectquotes]

[Returning home after practice]

Nishinoya: So, this road is pretty quiet.

Asahi: [Nervously, trying to flirt] Yes, and it's... A real nice night for an evening.

[hqincorrectquotes]

Bokuto: I can't believe that mini market sold Tantrum. It's been discontinued for years.

Kuroo: Will you toss me that bottle?

[Bokuto tosses the ball]

Kuroo:[barely holding laughter] Dude. You are a grown man. Why are you throwing a Tantrum?

[hqincorrectquotes]

Oikawa: Today is the worst day ever.

Kindaichi: Why, because we lost to Karasuno?

Oikawa: No, because it's a little humid- YES, BECAUSE WE LOST TO KARASUNO.

[hqincorrectquotes]

Asahi: Why are we lying in a parking lot?

Daichi: You got your ass kicked unconscious.

Daichi: So I lied next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.