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hmmmmm hmmmmmm hey you yes you come here *sniffs* you are faggot scented :]

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

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When your stomach does that weird thing where you feel sick for no reason

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fuuuuuuuuuuck

why is adulting so difficult

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my mother would disapprove of this method because she'd think i'm going to hell but every night i, an athiest probably, go to bed and pray that Nazi Musk will die during the night and i will get to wake up to the most incredible news. when that doesn't happen, i start manifesting during the day various ways he could die

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hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

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When you're aroace and read smut to try and understand the emotional importantance the allos place on sex

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ARAGGAGGHHH

I HATE it when a family members pet passes away and then someone else makes it all about them as it was their dog that just passed away.

Like my dude, stop insinuating in your Facebook post that it's your dog that just died. Show some sympathy to the actual legal owner and lifelong caretaker of the dog!

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graham normady for rosie evans aw24 (x)

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me: [in a room full of executives] Nobody is buying our game about disney cartoon woman experiences poverty.

executive greg: I don't understand. We covered her in dirt. How is this not selling.

executive carla: maybe it should be winter and she is very cold.

executive paul: we could give her a child who is also very cold

executive greg: and poor

executive paul: and poor

me: it's not interactive enough. we need more.

executive greg: we should ask the player if they want to let her freeze and starve to death

me: and what happens if they click Ignore Her

executive greg: wolves rush in and eat her

me: what happens if they click Help Her

executive greg: she instantly transforms into an oil baroness with stacks of gold

executive carla: ooh and then we show the player a couch and a fireplace

me: what happens if they click fireplace

executive greg: she wins the lottery

me: and what happens if they click the couch

executives greg and carla, in unison: wolves rush in and eat her

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Oh your hetrosexual, allo, cis and have no gay friends?

In this economy?

That's like playing DnD and picking a white human fighter with a dead family.

Be the teifling warlock sourcerer whose dad sold you to the devil before you were born and has a pet parrot that only speaks in Bee Movie quotes.

Fucking weak you basic bitch.