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Realised that I read every confession as gay, unless otherwise qualified by the anon. & honestly that reinforces it bc anon qualification is almost always “I’m gay but would make an exception for x”

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need ally beardsley carnally

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when narrating smth intense (see any acoc or exu calamity compilation to see what I mean), brennan gets this vacant look in his eyes and keeps his mouth a little open like he's surprising even himself with what he's saying and I can't explain but this is so hot to me. i think the ancient greeks who were horny for the oracle of delphi would understand me

also every time he pokes out his tongue and looks evil. this has to be on purpose he has to know it's sexy

Possessed. Channeling. I get it.

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So I'm on the ace spectrum (probably demi) and most of the time I'll be watching Dropout like "okay I guess that was hot good for them" and continue about my day but the moment that got me down bad that im still thinking about to this day was in Gastronaughts when Iffy was saying how before a threesome he cooks everyone a nice dinner. Like where do I sign up for this dinner threesome experience??????

This segment haunts me also. What do you mean you're going to cook a beautiful meal for me that's so hot already

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this video (https://youtu.be/OBXkGqAgaAg?si=SLOtsJNiYkXVBCK7) is so hot to me something about brennan getting so angry is. hnnngh. also I think sam needs to be fucked by brennan out of revenge. like he made him so angry its only fair for him to take it out on sam

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Long hair Murph in the next d20 accented Siobhan Zac and Emily in the next d20 big ass mech Ally in the next d20 big day for intrepid heroes simps

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grateful for every person talkign abt axmurph threesomes out there. im a lesbian but the things i would do to be their third or maybe just their kept pet are diabolical. literally ill abt it. just one chance... i could be such a good dog at the foot of ur bed... sorry i meanwho said that

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I am so into the steampunk asthetic the new season is going to make me explode from hornyness

I ❤️ Machines

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hey. thanks for your service. first off i dont even believe grant is the hottest out of the cast members. but my god. there's this one episode where he gets slapped by every member of the crew. and i would change my whole career in a heartbeat just to be a part of it. i would hold his cheek with my other hand for the closeness + added safety + so he knows that i know what i'm doing. hold eye contact as long as possible. watch his face contort in pain a bit and then watch him laugh it off with the red on one cheek that i put there. raaghrhrghearghh

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beloved hrnydropoutcondessions, sometimes you tag Siobhan secrets #siobahn thompson and othertimes #siobhan thompson and it really is a small thing because you're always such a delight on my dash but sometimes a gal wants to scroll a tag and see the full breadth & depth of other people's thoughts you know?

It took me fucking ages to even find where those were spelled differently I'm gunna be honest.

I'll definitely try but things are wrong with my brain. (Not telling which things this for season 2)

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i bet bdg has such adorable needy whines. i need to bring him to his knees with his hands bound and make him beg for me to get him off. he’s probably into some really kinky shit too, and i would indulge all of it given the chance

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the way siobhan thompson’s characters flirt w women… I promise I could give you anything they could w the strap just give me one chance 🙏🤙

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I saw Rekha's thighs in the new Smartypants episode and I thought I was gonna get heat stroke from sweating so much

Really. I love her bad

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every time someone writes niche fetish porn about brennan an angel gets its wings <3

It's true I've seen it

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How do you decide which asks to post? Is it chronological from when you receive them? Or most recent based on when you update your queue?

Unfortunately it's Vibes based.

I try to balance chronological vs. When somethings happening live

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I want to be the gnome that lives in Brennan’s pube forest

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emily axford is simply too hot. need her tied up all fancy and writhing

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