I wish this necklace was the real deal.
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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.
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yes go to your little "job" meanwhile I will be pondering the mysteries of the sphinx
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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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Something silly I drew for safe data stream
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me and the bad bitch i pulled by being a farmer
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i drew my favorite stardew valley mean girl ♥
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Sniffing glue = gets you high
Glue = made of horses
Sniffing horses = I think we need to do some research!
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives
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We need shittable cities (actively maintained public restrooms).
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minior shower
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Come to me for healing!
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