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Sometimes people accuse my chickens of being generated images and sometimes I think they are too

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Women supporting women!

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All 13 full moons of 2023 | by Ivana Fanti, @moonwise8

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"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

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Ohhh [fictional character with worse mental health than me] save meeeee from this cruel world.

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Het romance has to be the most depraved and horrible genres to ever exist

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blessed be the scavengers

made in 2024

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anthropomorphizing animals is cool when people draw frogs in hats fishing and living in a cute little house. Not so cool when people say zoos should've exist because they don't understand that animals aren't people

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Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

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do you think the first blowjob in history was gay or straight

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next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

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*to the genie I freed* well first of all I wish all cum was black as pitch

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fanfics are one of the best things that humanity has come up with. i fucking love reading stories about my favorite characters from people who have the same brainrot as me

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I’m not sure how many people realize that there’s a way in which hurt/comfort is actually very kinky, because at its core you’ve got this emotional power exchange fantasy where one character is vulnerable and helpless and the other takes care of them. In the case of stories involving grievous injuries, where someone is bedridden for a long time, you often end up with two characters in a 24/7 total power exchange relationship without a safeword. It just doesn’t involve as many whips and dog collars.

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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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effervescent