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@zeph-the-frog is a terrible person. The fame got to his head, and now he’s simping for a mormon. All of the followers of this man, how do you feel supporting this ass?
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I want u all to know I did not die from snorting koolaid powder
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I’m gonna snort kool-aid powder
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Bottle caps are more precious to me than romance tbh
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@zeph-the-frog please take over this account when I turn into a human popsicle
Thanks bestie
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IM CONVINCED MY PARENTS DON’T BELIEVE IN HEAT
MY ROOM IS A MINI ALASKA
PLS MOTHER TURN THE AIR CONDITIONING OFF PLS
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“Who goes there?”
It’s me your fairy god mother you still owe me five bucks
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Alakazam-Alakazane I’m sending you off this mortal plane
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I hope the spider that crawled up my leg likes the taste of hospital food
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I am the gender identity thief and I’m here to take your gender now hand it over 🔫😡
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