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he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain
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me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday
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Dakota Fanning and Brittany Murphy in Uptown Girls (2003)
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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight
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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
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It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years
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*69th Esc*
Erika: hold my beer

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I am. exhausted. but I will draw for the joy of creation
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