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I had to do a version for them!

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windbre

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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

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am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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the captain’s embrace

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scarred.

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Day 24 Be one with the fish: Drowning / Rescue Breaths / “Why did you think that was a good idea?!”

@whumperless-whump-event

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Patreon | Ko-Fi

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Opening Tumblr on March 15th

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Guys don’t forget to leave a plate of milk and knives out for Brutus tonight, he has a big day tomorrow.

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it’s time

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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

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Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds

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Fine. I laughed, I’ll chill for a bit longer.

I deeply love this list of reasons to not kill yourself that is obviously targeted towards 11 year olds

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