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pleasee i need this so bad stuff like this feels so good

I need a man to convince me that Im dumb

Gaslight me into thinking that my opinions dont matter,

talk condescendingly to me like you would with a kid,

praise me for every little basic task that I do like its the hardest thing in the world to lower my expectations,

tell me how much I'm smart for a girl,

correct every mistake that i make,

every time I get something wrong, remind me how dumb I am

make me dependent on you, so that I cant complete even the easiest tasks without your help.

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This is how it feels to post on here

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

Try me

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Fill up the suggestions

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This but minus rule 7

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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

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Howdy Yall Its Yalls Uncle Chester. I joined this new fangeld tumbley or whatever this page is called after a series of unfortunate events at Uncle Chester’s Youth Dance Hall and Buffet. Ill spare yall the deets but just know sister gravel is no longer allowed at Tuesday 4:15 night church for early risers, now with electric lighting!!! oh and some of yall are getting it so so wrong its not pronounced gravel its pronounced gravel like grave then a L, Just know this cause she will invalidate anything you dare say if you say gravel and not gravel she will invalidate everything you little pee poos say Yours truly has been invalidated and humiliated by that wrinkled old toad since my birth. anyhoo yall if you little punkins got any advice on how to be a thumblr expert, my comments and complaints are open

Alright see yall love uncle chester and dont drink the grease when frying bacon, put it in a little jar for secret uses that your parents will explain to you later

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I want people to see my blog fool *maniachla ... wait how to you spell maniacel ph well *meniacal laughter*

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progressive priest be like my pronouns are he/hymn

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Do you think manatees can suck dick or are their lips too big to make suction

Woe it actually worked 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

quick advice for reddit refugees!

tumblr has a lot of secret features. for example, if you make a post that just says "gullible", it will turn into an entirely new message. tell me which one you got!

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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oh u can have this post i don’t want it

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new Poker Night at the Inventory game where the other gamblers are the Eraserhead baby, Jean Jacket, the thing in the attic from Beau is Afraid and the phone from Skinamarink

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If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?