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humancatperson 10 hours
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BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.
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humancatperson 9 days
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Our new OC hehe Master Daeris and his little slave Sirian. Sirian is a kind of butler. Lately I like to draw scared emotions
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humancatperson 9 days
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Emmrich 馃枻
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humancatperson 10 days
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"kirk or picard" sisko. "but what if it was JUST between kirk and picard" sisko.
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humancatperson 11 days
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why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or
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humancatperson 18 days
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more people should be ungodly obsessed with john mitchell from being human. he's a beautiful emo irish vampire with the worst fashion sense in the world. he's killed so many people but he feels so so so bad about it. he is so absolutely cringefail he gets roasted by children on the street and actually gets annoyed. he fought in WWI. he was in casablanca but you can't see him because he doesn't show up on film. he is in recovery for addiction (blood) and keeps relapsing (murder). he loves the real hustle and he's LITERALLY doing the washing up.
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humancatperson 22 days
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I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I've ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I'd had no idea that's what it takes, and if that's what it takes then that's not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ
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humancatperson 26 days
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a pain slut if i've ever seen one
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Saw 11 is gonna be the beach episode
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humancatperson 2 months
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Lotr recap
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humancatperson 2 months
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humancatperson 2 months
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tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon
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humancatperson 2 months
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I wish DS9 had dared give us Garak in a Princess Leia bikini in this scene.
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humancatperson 2 months
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Adam: *dying in a stinky bathroom*
Lawrence:
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humancatperson 2 months
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media literacy would automatically go up 100% if people knew how to consume stories without self-inserting themselves into the characters' shoes. "if i were him..." you're NOT. you may relate to his story, his past, his traits, his quirks, his identity but the moment you start treating the story accepting what you feel/think as what the character feels/thinks, you're misunderstanding the story.
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humancatperson 2 months
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is this anything
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