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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

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This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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Alien 1: Hey I have a question.

Alien 2: Yeah?

A1: So on this "How to interact with humans pamphlet" one of the rules is "And under no circumstances are you to say they can't do something" and I'm wondering what that's about?

A2: Exactly what it says.

A1: Yes, but why? They don't seem especially intimidating and it also says they're not too quick to violence.

A2 sighing: What do you know about K13-9?

A1, confused at the non sequitur: It was an almost uninhabitable planet that only recently got approved for mass civilization.

A2: Yeah, and that's because of humans.

A1: What? How? Why?

A2: Someone mocked a group of humans and said they were too weak to survive in space, let alone on that planet after they stated they wanted to explore. I hear the exact response to that was "Y'know what, fuck you. *Un hostiles the planet*"

A1: Seriously?

A2: Now imagine what they'd do if you denied them something else they wanted?

A1, doing the alien equivalent of going pale: I'll make sure to follow that rule.

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Galactic Forum, human guide section.

I think we found the perfect enrichment for human crew members.

Our humans really enjoyed this area we provided for them.

They can run, fall, climb and more, to their hearts content.

They really enjoy being lifted and thrown into a large pit of foam blocks, or plastic spheres.

Note: our crew is mostly Xarnian, so we possess the necessary strength to lift the average adult human despite the density they have evolved on their deathworld.

Human larvae enjoy it the most, but even the mature humans are also thrilled by these activities.

Incidents involving "acts of human" are down 18% in the first cycle alone since we installed the enrichment chamber.

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Scientists have just discovered some rocks at the bottom of the ocean can make oxygen... and they do it in complete darkness!

These aren’t magic stones, they’re polymetallic nodules, potato-sized metal lumps packed with manganese, cobalt, and nickel.

But here’s the twist; when seawater flows over their surfaces, they generate tiny electric currents that can split water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen. No sunlight, no photosynthesis, just deep-sea chemistry creating breathable gas in the pitch black.

This “dark oxygen” could explain how deep-sea creatures survive in low-oxygen zones far from the surface. What's even wilder is that if this can happen on Earth, it could be happening right now in the hidden oceans of Europa or Enceladus, two icy moons that scientists think might host alien life.

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How to Get Free Electricity

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Here are some cute otters to brighten your day.