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Commission for @backward-poet

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Lovely commission done by Azulity!  Go give her your money!  DO IT.

Commission for @backward-poet & @seraphazriel!

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What if Zed purposefully poisons her to make her go blind in order to put her out of commission because he can’t seriously bring himself to kill her.  Even though killing her would probably be strategically sound in mentally destabilizing Kennan and Shen in the long run.  But his guilt gets the better of him and he comes and sees her and quietly takes care of the house and leaves things for her so that she’ll be okay.

Cough.  Damn allergies. 

      for the dullness in her eyes– pale and unseeing–  her voice is sharpened to a point. when her visitor does not heed her first quiet request, it tears from her throat, hoarse and furious.

      “GET OUT!”

      a deft hand slings her cup savagely at their retreating presence in one swift movement. her speed and power is unfailing where her precision now falters. the cup misses, and shatters against the doorframe.       hot tea drips from her arm. hot water gathers in the corners of her cloudy eyes. the sound of slow droplets hitting the tatami is deafening.

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//So my question is, does she eat people or does she ‘eat’ people? 

(does anybody have a void OC that’s adapted to runeterra by taking the form of a moe girl to eat people yet)

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Signal boosting, because art theft is never fucking okay.

!!Signal Boost: Art Thief Alert!!

(link: http://magnumphoenixzx.deviantart.com/art/RWBY-Crows-and-Winter-572477662) So, you see this picture here? Pretty cool, right?

This was a drawing by my good friend MagnumPhoenixZX, a.k.a Alexander Darkbreaker.

So good, in fact, that some jerkish art thief on dA thought it was a good idea to steal the picture from him!

Don’t believe me? Does this look familiar?

(link: http://omega-mark3.deviantart.com/art/QrowWinter-598265683)

Mr Omega-Mark3 here apparently thought it was a good idea to re-line my friend’s work, add in crappy colour effects, and even dare to water-mark it as his own!

Better yet, in the description, he dare say it was a ‘commission’, when the original drawing was drawn for no such purpose.

Better yet, this jerk has stolen OTHER people’s works too and claimed it as his own!

For example, he took this picture:

And also crappily re-lined it like so:

(link: http://omega-mark3.deviantart.com/art/Maverick-Hunter-Zero-586594796)

To all my followers and anyone reading this post, I humbly request that all of you help out Alex here. Art Theft is absolutely despicable, and none of us are gonna be quiet about it.

So signal boost this post, and report Omega-Mark3 if you can! If you must, alert the other artists he’s stolen from (especially if you recognize the stolen art) and get them to file DMCA takedowns against their art ASAP! (Alex has already filed one for his, but who knows how long it’ll take?)

Whatever you do, just don’t let this art thief get away with all this.

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Meh

//Mebbe I’ll just make this into a personal blog.  It’s not like anyone ever really cared that much about my roleplays anyways.  XD

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reblog if (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

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//OH SNAP.  GO CHECK THIS GUY OUT PEEPS.  It’s probably the second or third Sion blog that I’ve seen on my time in this site.  And the first new one!

Self-Promotion

//Sion blog here!  Was inspired to make this after sitting down and listening to Sion’s voice as performed by the delightfully devilish Scott McNeill (MIGHTY IS HE!).  Just hoping to get some followers to interact with, maybe in the double digits? 

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Au where Adelar is the Overlord.

//Hooh boi.  XD  This oughta be fun.(1). Adelar would most definitely not be a stuttering nervous wreck.  Instead, he’d be a charming, manipulative, borderline sociopath.  (2). He’d have not only ascended to the status of Magus, but accrued enough political clout, blackmail, and personal power to essentially bully the Council of Magnus into his pawns.  (3). Through the economic power of the Artificer’s Guild (as well as possession of the Great Runes) he then dominates the economy of Valoran, and forms what would be the first megacorporation in Runeterra.  It’s only a matter of time before he essentially owns the governments.  And thanks to having the only WMDs in the setting, no kind of large, organized resistance could really be surmounted against him.(4).  The Artificer would then rule as a (relatively) benevolent dictator that would have finally achieved peace through enforcing an iron rule and keeping the populace in fear.(5).  This AU would also totally rely on Adelar acting completely and totally out of character, and would be years in the making.  :’D 

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send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

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Fist And Craft

Forays into the outside world were a frequent and necessary part of the Artificer’s life.  Groceries.  Ventures to secure the proper crafting materials.  Attending the lectures at the guild hall.  Finding the proper manuals for his level of craftsmanship.  Meeting clients.  And even occasionally delivering commissions.

Of course, if he’d had his way, he’d never leave the shop if he didn’t have to.

Quite frankly, aside from people that he could just think of as ‘customers’ the young man was pretty well terrified of people in general.  Perhaps not quite enough to run in terror at the sight of them, but the fear left it’s imprint in that tremor in his words.  The frustrating stick that he couldn’t quite seem to rid himself of.

In fact, his current walk had a fair amount to do with his speech impediment.  Inside the plain brown rapping to ward the paper within from the weather were a few different books.  One was concerned with how to live with...well, impediments such as his.  Not something quite serious enough that one could call it a disability like how a missing limb could inconvenience of course.  And yet, his stutter rather seemed to rule his life and his business.  The Cracked Anvil did well enough.  He could support himself and live his life in (relative) comfort. 

But if he could just work past it, he was certain that he could make it into the kind of business that one could be proud of.  A sigh.  The one could not take place until the first was solved, however.

@twindisciplines

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//Goddamit.  When you get yourself so worked up that you can’t fucking sleep.  And have to get up at four in the morning.  Might as well get that starter up then! 

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“U-Uh...wha-what they’re u-used fo-for...?”  Another blank look.  He should start charging her for those.  He’d have made a small fortune today.  But still.  That kind of question was...  Kind of like asking him to recite the history of Runeterra. 

“A-A lot.”  It was a rather lame sounding answer, but it was as truthful as he could get without spending hours explaining what each and every item in his shop did.  “M-My wa-wa-wares ca-can do qui-quite a b-b-bit...  I-Is there so-something in pa-particular tha-tha-that you’re loo-looking for?”

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So A Plant Walks Into A Shop...

Blink.

Stare.

Blink Blink.

Staaare.

Mouth opens.  Mouth closes.

Blink, yet again.

Staaaaaare.

“Uhhhmmmm…”  How many blinks was that again?

“M-Miss…?  Y-You uhmm…”  A hand rose warily as it pointed at the top of her head.  “Y-You have a-a-a li-little….something.  I-In your h-hair.”  Which was probably the least strangest thing of the strange thing regarding him at the moment.

Right.

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//EXACTLY.  LIKE.  WHAT THE HELL?!  I GAVE YOU SOLID PARAGRAPHS TO WORK WITH AND DETAILS TO EXTRAPOLATE.  JFC.  TRY A LITTLE WOULD YOU?  AND YES.  I CAN FEEL AND KNOW YOUR UPSETEDNESS.

When you like semi-selective blogs, but they don’t like you.  :’D

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And now she was talking.  To the dog.  As if it could talk back.

It was as if the laws of nature had suddenly suspended at his front door and now a strange limbo was unfolding before him with a crazy plant woman.

“N-Never heard o-of it.”

He was fairly certain that there wasn’t really such a place.   

“U-Uhmm...”  Adelar blinked in surprise at the woman.  He was surprised that her neck didn’t snap with as fast as she suddenly snapped the conversation in a new direction. 

“I-It’s a tho-thousand.  A-A-And y-yes.”  Although he wasn’t quite sure why she’d ask after the price if she didn’t even have the cash on her.

This was really a strange woman.

@enda-the-ardent   

So A Plant Walks Into A Shop...

Blink.

Stare.

Blink Blink.

Staaare.

Mouth opens.  Mouth closes.

Blink, yet again.

Staaaaaare.

“Uhhhmmmm…”  How many blinks was that again?

“M-Miss…?  Y-You uhmm…”  A hand rose warily as it pointed at the top of her head.  “Y-You have a-a-a li-little….something.  I-In your h-hair.”  Which was probably the least strangest thing of the strange thing regarding him at the moment.

Right.

@enda-the-ardent

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//XD  Yeah, that definitely sounds like you!  But I do get why they do it, they’re looking for RP partners of a certain standard.  There’s nothing that aggravates me more than receiving a one liner for a reply.   D:<

When you like semi-selective blogs, but they don’t like you.  :’D

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Blogs that pick and choose what roleplays/partners they keep around and won’t keep around. 

When you like semi-selective blogs, but they don’t like you.  :’D