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oh this absolutely fucks, this is some of the dopest shit I've ever seen

while at the same time being a huge safety hazard in like five or six critical ways, I'm no OHSA inspector but jesus christ please tell me no humans were allowed in this area

Kawasaki Warehouse was a five-story arcade and amusement center in Japan, themed to mimic the densely populated and now-demolished Kowloon Walled City in Hong Kong, China.

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many are saying it’s time we all fused our bones together in a mad tower and travailed to scrape down the stars; to pierce the very vault of heaven

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drawing people i see in the city (26/?) this is the first one i haven't had to go back and redraw/edit and around here is when the style for the project really began to solidify

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I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

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dr seuss yaoi

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Not a single one of you understands the mysterious power of the scarab amulet. 

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Listen to this description of how the scientist Georges-Louis de Buffon woke up in the morning.

“The day began at 5:00 A.M. with the entrance of his valet Joseph, who was under specific instructions to rouse him no matter what. Joseph took this task seriously, at times dragging him from bed. One morning when no amount of coaxing would do, Joseph flung a basin of ice-cold water at his slumbering form, then ran into the next room, fearing he had gone too far. His employer’s bell recalled him. […] He gave the valet three francs as a reward.”

- Jason Roberts, “Every Living Thing”

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Has this one been done yet?

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Apparently you can send potatoes through the USPS without a box?? You just slap a label on it and away it goes

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Honestly, it’d be a lot weirder if there wasn’t a house in New Orleans.

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I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

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Computer Problems

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Found this in a plant catalog and couldn’t stop laughing