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btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

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YOOO omg thank u for tagging me!!!!

1 - Iceblink Luck, Cocteau Twins

2 - Eyes Without A Face, Billy Idol

3 - Crawling, Bôa

4 - Drunk Walk Home, Mitski

5 - Deeply, Bôa

6 - Lover You Should Have Come Over, Jeff Buckley

7 - Fall From Grace, Siouxsie and the Banshees

8 - Tragedy, Bee Gees

9 - 15 Minutes, Sabrina Carpenter

10 - Turn To Stone, Electric Light Orchestra

AAA I need to tag friends now apparently okay

@grungeeuvu @amyinthewoods @arrayoflightarchives

thank you @sneaky-ramen for tagging me <3

these are the rules: you gotta shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and then post the first 10 songs, then tag 10 friends so they do the same!

1. DENIAL IS A RIVER by Doechii

2. Party Poison by My Chemical Romance

3. Grace by Florence + The Machine

4. Montreal by Penelope Scott

5. The Steps by HAIM

6. BULLFROG by Doechii

7. To Noise Making (Sing) by Hozier

8. Snow (Hey Oh) by Red Hot Chili Peppers

9. Free Now by Gracie Abrams

10. Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott

tagging @xhinateax @vacicezprvnilavice @namesx @myveusrokko @moss-and-crows @killthefangirl @martinkaklim and anyone who'd like to do this <3

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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I just bought the Smash Ultimate DLCs and I'm about to discuss how I feel about them.

For reference I usually main Toon Link and Roy when I play. I like fast characters, usually swordfighters, or heavies/brawlers like Incineroar or ROB when I choose to play as a different character. (I like the spinning moves they do)

I ran every test on the Battlefield map and against a Kirby CPU.

- Piranha Plant (Mario Games)

Controls like ROB but remixed to be worse in my opinion. Has a similar spinning move but is it's Up B as opposed to Side B. There is a projectile move that feels similar to Palutena's move that explodes an opponent from a certain distance. Those are the only really notable moves that found a little janky to control but I imagine that they will become easier to use upon practice but I fear I do not feel strongly enough about the Classic Character of Piranha Plant to put in the hours lmao. I will say that Piranha Plant's smash move is really fun and feels like one of those smashes that is practically guaranteed to work every time. 6/10

- Joker (Persona 5)

I was very excited to play Joker because he is one of the only characters I had solid previous knowledge of as I have watched a solid chunk of the Persona 5 anime. I really like how fast he is to play as, his melee attacks work really well for my play style, and his smash is really fun as it showcases the other characters from Persona 5. Also, he has a meter that fills up throughout the game and when its full his Persona fights alongside him, which is really cool! However his ranged attacks don't really work for me personally. 8/10

- Hero (Dragon Quest)

I LOVE playing as Hero. Genuinely could be a new main on the list tbh. The quick melee attacks work so well with my play style and the bigger more ranged (?) attacks charge quickly and cause lots of damage without slowing down your progress in the match. Hero's smash shows off other Dragon Quest characters and causes massive damage which I am a sucker for (even though I have no clue who any of the characters are haha). Honestly no notes, great experience, love it. 10/10

- Banjo & Kazooie (Banjo & Kazooie)

Controls like a version of Ridley that was made less overpowered. They are a very slow heavy brawler type character which I personally really struggle with when playing but I imagine is lethal under the control of a player who is built for that kind of character. I didn't get to use their final smash in my trial run but found a video of it afterwards to give this a fair review and it looks really cool! Overall, really not for me but I understand why this was such a hyped character in the lead up to Smash Ultimate's release! 4/10

- Terry (Fatal Fury)

Terry is fast, which I really enjoy! He is a brawler so his move set is something I'm not used to but due to his speed I feel more comfortable getting into the match and familiarising myself with his move set. I think it's really cool that he moves sideways in a way that is very reminiscent to his origins in a fighting series. Again, didn't manage to use his final smash in my test run but looked up a video and his final smash looks incredibly satisfying! 7/10

- Byleth (Fire Emblem)

I have no strong feelings on Byleth. I feel very comfortable with the majority of their move set due to the fact that they are a swordfighter and rely on melee combat. Their up B is really effective at getting opponents off the map. However, they control a bit too slowly for me. I wouldn't be upset if I had to play as them but I wouldn't actively choose to. 5/10

- Min Min (ARMS)

I really struggled adapting to Min Min's move set because it's mostly comprised of ranged moves but once I got used to it, it was very fun to play as! Her smash is great, and shows all the ARMS characters which I really enjoyed. She's not as fast as I would normally go for but it works well as it allows me to get used to what is happening lmao! 6/10

- Steve & Alex (Minecraft)

I fear Steve is broken and overpowered. Steve is so lovely to play as, he's fast and every move is easy to control. He is able to build on the map which feels WAY too powerful. Steve's smash is one of the easiest to get right, and is so fun to watch! I love a lot of the little details when it comes to Steve, such as the Zombie, Enderman, and Alex skins that you can choose to play as. Also, when Kirby adopts Steve's powers, Kirby becomes a cube and it's so cute! Steve is probably one I will play semi-regularly, not a main but a character I dabble in haha! 9/10

- Sephiroth (Final Fantasy)

I like Sephiroth! His moveset is very varied but after a little bit of playing around it's very easy to get used to and get combos with! His smash is also very impressive and fun to watch! Other than that I don't really have any strong feelings! 7/10

- Pyra & Mythra (Xenoblade Chronicles)

Okay so these are two different characters that take up one character slot because you can switch between them midgame, but they control differently so I will talk about them separately!

Pyra - I don't really have strong feelings on Pyra tbh! She controls well and has a solid smash but beyond that I don't see much of a reason to play as her. 7/10

Mythra - she is faster than Pyra which I really enjoy! Her moveset is built for me tbh I love it! She's almost certainly a character that will end up as a main lmao! 10/10

Overall - 9/10

- Kazuya (Tekken)

Another OP character I fear, not quite as broken as Steve but still very very powerful! Really easy to control with moves that deal a lot of damage and knockback insanely well! As a great smash! A great character to dip into once in a while. 8/10

- Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

I'm a fan of Kingdom Hearts so I was very excited to play as Sora! I love the skin of Sora that looks like a classic Disney animation, I think it's very cute! I really love Sora's moveset, but would like him to play a little faster. I really love the detail that Sora can use fire, ice and electricity powers much like in his home games! His smash is also really cool! I'm really looking forward to playing as Sora more in the future! 9/10

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they need to bring back homophobic yaoi

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i think the average work schedule should be one hour 

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Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

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nobody warns you this but addiction happens without you noticing and one of the first things that it attacks is your ability to care. if you find yourself using recreational drugs every day, stop and take one day a week sober. if you struggle with this or if you don't see the point of the exercise, you are likely already addicted and you need help.

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things spotify needs to do for the next wrapped to redeem themselves

not use ai.

top albums list

bring back our cities map. I would love to hear that I listen to the same music as people in utah ok?

take each top song of the week and make that a 52 song playlist (or however many weeks it is before they stop counting stats)

genres???

top genres that are normal. I don't care if "pop" "rap" "folk" are basic terms. I would rather have that than "sunrise granola van life christian" ???

genres by month but using those wheel things they did with artists last year (they should bring that back too but—). did the summer see a rise and fall in country music? was winter a rise and fall of folk?

what was the first song you listened to this year. what time of jan 1 did you play it on

what date did you play your first Christmas/holiday music on

we're halfway through this decade! how has your taste changed in the last 6 years (related: take the top 10 songs from 2020-2025 and put them into one playlist) (they HAVE to do something with this in 2029 or I swear—)

"you listened to 45,000 minutes of music this year" great! follow it with "that's 31 straight days of music!" make me horrified that I spent an entire month of my year just listening to music

better visual design. this was so tech-y. so odd. even last year was those pixel things. make it cute, fun, whimsy. can genres determine colors people get more in their panels. shapes for each genre, artist, whatever. etc etc. give the designers more freedom

the personality thing they used to do. that was fun. personal. had some flair. makes people identify with A Thing and then with other people that are The Same As Me. which is like #1 in marketing. this is not a hard science

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NEW BLOG AESTHETIC SLAY HELLO

THANK YOUUU I love the 3 am thoughts :))

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she humanoid on my lemon til i tumblr

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