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bellesa got blocked here and i do not understand why bc it’s the most inoffensive porn site in the whole world

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maybe i’m just painfully vanilla but kink just sounds too exhausting to me like that’s just too much work

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Wait hang on. Do ~christian kids ACTUALLY believe that santa is real? I thought that was just in movies??? Like, is "being shocked to learn santa was your parents" a real thing that really actually really happens in real life??? I thought it was like opening the door and setting out an extra cup of wine on passover. Obviously the prophet Elijah isn't actually going to walk in and take a sip. Obviously "santa" is your parents playing pretend. You're all just doing a bit, right???

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Braindead/Dead Alive (1992) Peter Jackson

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'take a number', 'inhale', and "idle hands'

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pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

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ovulation horny feels like being a tiny fairy living in a beautiful forest but period horny feels like ur a pig in a farm that is about to be slaughtered

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lady you cannot yell at me over the blood pressure machine doing its job

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one of the casuals commended me on how 'calm' i am at work and honestly babes i am two seconds away from punching someone

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cunts know that it is possible to criticise ezra miller without resorting to misgendering them and saying that their mental health problems all stem from them being non binary right

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if being skinny is not something to aspire to then neither is being fat

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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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americans will, with a straight face, tell you they care about the status of women and minorities in SWANA, and then follow that up with "and that's why i support bombing them".

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insects in the uk don't carry as many deadly diseases as bugs in other countries but window screens would still be a welcome addition to houses here bc i get sick of the house being full of flies during the summer

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why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

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i feel strongly about this