humblebardofcampempires

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Why hath you abandoned us.. /j

// @humblebardofcampempires (ooc)

[humblebardofcampempires]

I feel like I’ve been here before.

No matter! Ahem!

@thatgayflowerboy , @camphermithater , how do you feel about a song composed in your honour?

[humblebardofcampempires]

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This week on CHC:

Welcome to the CHC recap, my name is Pixlriffs, our writer is ZloyXP, our physical copies printed by Lyarrah. We finally got the printer unjammed, so boy do we hav̵̱͗ẽ̶̼ ̸̞̍ḁ̵̕ ̴͙͒b̷̒͜ă̵̬c̷̝͑ķ̷̔l̷̼̅ŏ̴̹ą̴̅d̸̤̽ ̴̱́t̶̛̖o̵̘̊ ̸̟̽ẅ̴͈o̷̠̐r̷̨͋k̵̫̓ ̴̮̏t̶͖̎h̷̬͑r̷̼̾ǫ̸͌ù̸͖g̶̤̉h̷͎̉ ̸̱́f̴̲͝o̷̩̔ŗ̵̆ ̵̺̓t̵̊ͅh̵̻́e̵̠͝ ̸̬̆ŕ̵͉e̶͈̽c̷̠͝a̸̜̅p̷̩̔!̶͕͗ ̶̙̈ S̸̠͖̆͝t̷̢͝a̵̹͊ř̶̜t̸̬͐̓ï̵͚̗n̸̢̝̂g̴͎͑ ̷̛̼w̶͍͝ͅi̵̯̟̐t̸̛͎̣h̶̪̝̐ ̷̫̿̐@tangō̷̙̅f̴͉̽̒ţ̴̱̈ë̷̫́̐k̵͉͍͂̓,̵͎̥̅ ̸̦̽̇w̵̹̿̇h̸̦͛o̴͎̍͝’̴̟̇͝s̵̘͈̾̓ ̸̟͋̕w̵̱͠a̸̺͇͝ị̸̌ṫ̵̢͠ͅ ̵̯̀́h̶̥̝̆͋a̵̹͚͑ǹ̷͉͝g̶̡͙̕ ̶̹̌ö̴̡̞́n̴̻̈̓ ̴͖̍̆ŝ̴̩ȏ̷̰͘m̶̧̿͋͜e̷̹͋̚ṭ̷̝̑h̶̥͖̚i̶͙̯͒̕n̴͎̍ǵ̷̲ ̸̼̳͠i̷̢̛̥s̷̢̈́ͅ ̸̲̘̓̽v̶͔̈̉ḙ̴̛͎r̶̼͔͑y̶̡̛̥ ̷̞̯̽w̸̤̒̉r̸̯̥̒ő̸̺́n̵͕͚̋g̸̼̓̒.̵͚͉̓͝ ̶̲͒Ĩ̸͈m̴̱͂ ̶̬͠g̴̼̓o̶̤͇͋n̵͉̪̯̣͚̟̠͆̒͊̃̚ǹ̴̖̖̽͛̅a̵͕̎ ̵̨̡̧̱̪̜̺̫̘̄̈́̈́̚̕k̴̫̍̑͝ę̶͖̝͙̭̮͕̜̮̀̈͗́̈́̚ę̵͉̣̫̬͎̼͐̿͋ͅp̸͇͕͇̑̐̈́̃̃͐̋̋͜ͅ ̶̠̟̟͕͎̞̣̀͒̔͠w̶̛̼̗̫̿̅̓̅̎͌́́r̶̡̫̗̝̻̥̹̩̘͝i̷̠̱̟͙͔͇̹͋̂̉͊̓͊͠͠ṯ̴̣̙̠͇̣̗̈́͊̃͊̅̑ḭ̷̖̗̬̺̩͕͎͝ͅñ̴͍̄͊́͐̒̏̉g̵̡͉̝̹͉̹̯̳͆͊̐̓̍̌́̅ ̷̲͚̩͐̈́͐t̸̳̐͛o̵̡̦̞̍̆̅͛͋̇ ̶̫̞̦̖̍͌̈́͝k̴̺͈̫͓͗͂̔̎̄̎̔ȩ̶̣̩͉̗̺̞̒̆ę̴̫̗̰̬̻͕̋͛̓̐̋́͠p̶̘͆̀ͅ ̵̝͍̾̐̂ą̶͚͚͍̖͕͇̓̎̿̆͗̿͠ ̴̡͉̺̤̟̭̲͇̊̑̅̒͌͘̚͝r̶͓͌̌̏͜ę̶̥͉͎͕̫̲̬̇͑́̐̈̈́c̸̛̜͓̒͗̉̚ͅo̷̗̗̜̮̘͐̋̃̊̿̽̆̎͠r̵̖̖̰͇̥͇̄̏͝d̴̨͇̲̯̞̫͕͌̄̋͐̋͑̈́͜͝͝ͅ ̶̢̡̾̓͋͊͑͘͝b̸̠̯͖̗̭̊͗̋͜͝ṵ̵͎͇̬͙̼̣̖͔͂̋t̴̳͕̬͙͈̰̟̍ ̵̙͐̈̚i̵̪̜̎̾̋̍̈̔̊ţ̴͔͍͚̭̹̲̰̙͊̃̐͒͐̓͘s̶̞̥̗̱͂ ̸̰̣̻̋̑͒̎͗͘g̶̬͓̳͆͜ǫ̴͈͈̝͚̰̓͜ͅt̴̩͕̮͍͔͈͍̞͗̅͆͐̒̋̌t̴̲͉͇̥̙̗̽̌é̵̙̞̺̯̿̋̊̂ņ̷̥̙̈́̓͊̅̂́̕͜ ̷̙̰̯̟̭̤͈̲̉̚ŗ̷̦̺͙̻̪͑̽͌̋͜ę̶̨͌͊̓̔̈́͆͝͝ã̴͎̩̓͊́̐̎̄l̵͙̼̫͗͜l̷̢̡̖̘̹̣̣̹͈̀͗̊́̏͗͌ý̷̟͍̹͎̣̞̣̌̈́͒ ̸̖̱̺͈̗͇̥̎̌̍̃̽̋̚͝d̴̦̳̻͚̫̙̗̝͍͒̒́͑̍͂̽ạ̵̞̻̈́͋̈́̆r̶͎̻͎̩̓͑̔̎͐͂̔͑̀k̷̢̬̠̗͖̹̪̘̍͗͒̓̀͝.̶̹͔̲̾ ̸̧͎̖͉͚̫̘̤̎͘Ĕ̶̟̹v̶̞̪̻́͑̓̽̈́̐͘ͅę̴̨̥̗̳̫͂̈́̈̿̕r̷̺͓̘͎͎̳̣͗̂y̵͎̋͋́͝ţ̸͔̗̟̻̌̀͛̑̂̑h̵͈͍̆̾̕̕͜ï̵͕͉̖̓̐́́̇͘̕n̵͔̰̼̭̬̮̟͈͍̍͝g̶̢̺͍͗̓̐̑́́͝ ̶̹͍̤̪͊̈̇͗̂̑̓̚͜f̷̡̠̹͙̘̪̪̼̆̋́͛̂͌̌͘e̸͚͖̞̍̎̈́̑̓̋e̶̛̥̓́̅͗̃̃̈́̿͋̅̓̚̕͝͠l̵̡̥͓̰͚̫̼̬̮̹̜̜̎̄̊̉̉͗͝ͅs̸͖̖͙̜̮̙̄͛̊̀̂̍͋͒͝ ̶̨̡͉͎̱̝̭̳̠̳̺͈̖̽̾̿̿̐͐̑̽̎̿k̴̼̅̇̆͆̈́͘i̴̺̼̔͐́̾n̷͉̝̤̺̟̹͓̬̭͌̊d̴̨̨̢̛̤̠̙̩̗̭̠̠̹̈͑̄͒̓̃̇̕a̴̡̭̪̣͚̠̠̾̈́̇̊̾͋̀̄̀ ̴̢̨̢̖̖̙̜͕͉̬̭͎̫̒̓ͅͅf̵͔͇̱̦̔̕ų̶̯͔̼͚͍̮̥̻͕̗͕̭̮͑͆̉͌̓̅̒͗̏͊̌́͘͝͝z̴̤̘̪̙̲̳̹̠̗̹̭͇̳̈̀͋̈̄̎͊̀͐͊͝z̸̞͎̃y̴̛̞̘̫̆́̈́̍͋̈̌͑͝.̸͖̠̩͚̫̙̯̫̞̀̄̔͛̅̀̍͂̿͛̽͊͜͝͝ͅ ̸̻̲͖̺͉̠̤͔̺̫̭̃̀̄̆̒̓͆̈́̏́͝Ì̶̢͖̟͊̇́̅̿̉̒͋’̸̛̱͙̼̤͕͚̖̗̼̯͋̽͂̽̑̿͒͆̀̓̍̓̔͜m̸̞̞̚ ̸̢̮̪̘̮̹̳̞͙̞̰̈̍̔̈̾̔̐͆́̀̈́̊̓̃͘g̶̨̨̩̪̹̝̤̖̳̘̰̜͍̣͒̀̉̈̊̅̎̕̕͝͠ò̷̰̹̗͔͉͍̹̫͍͖̳̫̃̔̿̎̇̈́̀̈́́͆̉̕͠n̶̢̯̟̜̤͉̲͚̫͔̗̠̪̔͜ͅͅņ̵̡͓́̊̆̈́̽̑̊̓a̴̡̦̣̭͓̻͇͈̮̘̤̪͔̽͆̓̆̄̋͊̇̂̔͋͗̕̚̚͜͝ ̶̛͖̙͕̪̮̮̮̝̾̓͑̈́͛ͅţ̴̨̦̗͕̊̈́̐͒̑̀̋̌͠͝ŗ̴̥̟̱̣̮̳̯͈̻̠̮̱̥̅ỵ̷̨̪̪̜͉͖͈͖̫͋̑͘͜͜ͅ ̸̩̻̱̈͂̍ţ̵̛̪͉̥͈̯̞̳͉̤̪̭̌̌̋̿̓̀̃͑͌̋̏̈́͘͜͜ͅö̷̳͕̖̟̱͇͈́̈̂͘͝ ̸̡̯͙̯̮͈͎͎͔̪̱͍͔͎̥͇̪̃͑̏̕f̸̧̘̼̥͌̄̎͒̒̈́̋͘͘͜͝͝i̷͙̣̞̝̮̦̫̾͐̓̽ͅn̸̥̝̬̱͙͉͖̣͓̣͎̆̌͆̐̈́͂̿̏̔͂d̶̲̘̱͚̥̘̤̺͚̬͆͜ ̵̨̡̟̜̹͈̖̼͎̳̦̺͓̹͍̎̑͗͑̕z̷̧̳̼̱͙̀́̂͊̃̆͐̀̉͒̉̐̆͆̋͘l̵̬̭̈̀̐̍̓̋͂͐́́̕͠͠o̷̢͉̝̙̘͔͓̗̹̖̰̟̟̤̝̒̈́̔͒̇̄͌̀͊̆y̷̧͉͊̋̈́̀̀́͊-̵̯̘͉̗̘͆͛̀̏̊͂̑̐̑͋͐̔̚̕͘͝͠ ̷̧̬͖̬̹̮̝̤̂͂͂̋͗̂͂͂͑͠͝ͅö̷̧͉̳̙̱̭̜̹̘̫́̏̊̏̑͊̕̚̚͜h̶̖́̑̏̇͋͌̀̐́̃̃͑͘̕ ̶̨̛̹̤͕̬͎͉̯̟̱̥̯͙͖͍͇̿n̶̡̛̤̱͙̹̩̗͖̤̪̩̬̣̙͉̯͎̋̿̄́͋̾͗̿̕ö̴̟̻̗͚̖̝͚̬͕̮̗́͋͒͛̄͂͘ͅͅ ̴̭̰͙͙̭̺͓͓̱̣̘̝̝̣͂͒́̎͊̿̅̈͒͝ḩ̵͔͍̫̩̑ͅë̵̦̯̣͇̮͙̳̗̣̱͈̖́͊̃̀͑͜’̷̡̰̤̩̪̲͙̀̉͜ş̴̳̯̩͕̗̗̦͍̤̳̱͙̯̃̈́̓̎̃̑͒́͒͜͝ͅ ̸͓̞͈̠͇̤̓͂̌̂́̏̄͛̓̾̉̚͝u̸̧̫̤̘̥̗͇̦͕͚̖̖͒̓̀͋͌͗͊͆̔͝n̶̡̗̬͕͉̻̮͍͖̝͕͓͊̒̽̇̎̇̅̈́́̆̇͘̕͜ͅc̷̢̣̀̉͌̓̈́͐͗͝ǫ̷̢͎̯̝̖̝͇̙̹͇͇͔͈͐̐ͅņ̷̛̦̗͔̪͉̖̖̬̲̺̜͈̼̠̞̿͆̀̕͜͠ş̴͓̥̦͇̻̯̱͎̳̻͆̑͐͆̊͋͑̈́̇͜͠ç̵͎̹̄͑ͅͅi̶̢͈͓̱͇̪͎̞̥̎̎̐̑̂͐̇̂̚ö̵̺̦̟͙̤̙͈͙̮́̀̔͒͛̚ų̷̨̢͇͙͖̗̯͚̤͖̱̼̖́́̽̏̈́ͅͅs̵̡̛̛̗͔̯̻̖͎̪̙̥̙͕͑̐̔̉́͜ͅ.̵̮̞̝͈̻̮͖̌̐ͅͅ ̵̀͊ͅS̶̹͔̟̣̱̣̹̞͓̦̝̲̹͇̱̏̇̆̀̂̍̂̈̄̍́͆̐o̶̝͕̺̠͑́͂͌̽̈́̄̀̕͝ ̷̧̢̙̼͍͕̪̪̥̞̬̗̜̼̱̂́̃ḯ̸̧͕̺̗͔͇̯̐͑̑̋̐͜͜ş̶̫̪̼͈̮̻̲̜̫̺̘͈̙̾̒̾̽̚͘͜ͅ ̵̡̡̨̡͔̻̳̘̼̭͙͇͗̾̿̂̎̿̾͛͐͆̀̐͛͒͘͝͝L̴͖̎͊̀̓͑̓͐̉̉͛͑̿̈͒́̄͝ỵ̴̛͈̞̹͑͋̇͌̈́̆͊́̃̊̄̎̓̂͝͝ǎ̸̛̭̯͈̲̹́̎̓͐͂̀̏́͛̋̎͊̚̚͜͝r̶̢̡̛̼̜̺͎͈̱͎͉̟̿̀́̐̐̈́́̐̓̋̒̆̈͘ͅř̶̡̛̠͈̪̦͕͖̞͈̣̳̹̇̒͑̍́̈́̇̑͝͝ă̴̛̗͔̲̪̝̘̺̺̳͐̅h̸̢̢̳̟̜̮̤͔̩̦͖̥̠̐̈́̉̅̄̓̌̔̃̏̒̃̎̀͌͜͝ͅ.̶̡̧͈͍̲̣̮͖͉̦̝̯͚́͛̎̂̏̽͜͜͠ ̷̨͍̱͍̬͇͚̦̩̦͉̰͈̤̳̍͑

W̶͔̯̰̻̟̟͌͊̀͑̓̈́̍̇̑̊̑̿́̿͗̋̒͋̈́͘h̸͓̯̠̬̬̼̓̀a̴̹̝̘̗̞͍͒̏̅t̵̨̨̧̛̛͕̥̹̼̻̮̰̫̜̺̦̙̺̙́͂̈́̇̆̋̊̈́͝��s̸̜̲͔̠̻̞̝̲̓͒̈́͒̂̈̉̋̎͗͠͠ ̴̖̟͙͎̠̜̬͕̻̗̥̗̯͐̕ģ̴̢̨̙̟̘̱̹̣̥̮̅͊͜ͅö̵̥̥̟͙͎̰͔̣́̈́̇̋̒͊͗̀́̾̿͐͗͌͋́̄͆̕͘͘͘͝ͅi̸͔͊͒̔̀̄͠͠ṅ̷̢̧̨̢̨̛̦̟̩̜͚̮͆͒͆̂̚̚͜g̷̢͖̭͔̥͍̥̫͗̋͆̏͛̏̀̈͗͌͑̌̀̔̂̈̋͌̉̆͠͠ ̵̠͚̤͚͔̪͓̤͍͎̹̳͇̤̮̝͕̫̓ơ̶̟͚̞̮̱͗̾̀̓̅̾̿́͆̀̈́̓̿̿̾͛͂͌̉̕ñ̶̡̛̛̩̲̹̫̱̟͇̙̻͓̋͌̿̿̋̿̓̔̉͊̉̍̾̎̇͗͑͌ ̸̘̙̝̤͇͎͔̞̤̹̮͕̃͑͑̄̐͊̓̓̏̋̈́̆̍̎̓͗͂̐̈́̅͜͜͝i̵̢̡̦̝͇̺͖̠̹̪̥̦͇͍͓̜͇̭̻͓̲̤͕͊̐̔͛̍̒̚m̸͉͎̫̘̲͔̰̫̬̝̩͎̩͙̗͖̺͎̊̾̀͘͜͜͜ͅ ̵͉͂͑͗f̷̡̢͍̭͖̤̯̗̳͚̻͍̺̠͓̎͗̅̂̅̈́̋͐̐̓̐̃͊͌̓̄̈̃̈͘͠e̵̡͉̮̣̯̟̩̼̞̭̝̼̘̦̝͈̖͕͛̒͌͑̈́̾̓̈́͊̋̐̏̀̓̀̅͘̕͝͝͝͝ͅe̷̼̻̠͇̫̠̽̽͗̎̇͠l̶̞̤͖̺͈̓̿̓̓́͜͠ḯ̵̜̠̤͖͗̈́̈́n̷̨̧̨̧̟̻̩̗̭͓̺͇̼͖̞̮͙̟̐̋̐̄͐͒͗̃̔̒̊̔̑͆́͘̚͜͜ģ̴͇̙̞̯͖͍̭̬̺͚̞̠͉̹͍̯͙̣̎̇̐ ̵̛̖̜̰̙͖̪̞͈̫̻̙̫̹̽̐̇͛̍͗̈́̑̐̓̈̑͆̈̒̄̈́̚̕͘̕ķ̷̢̨͇̠̩͘ḯ̶̧̭̀͗͊͗͗̍̂͊͆̈́̉̓̌̃̍̉̂̑̌͝ņ̴̨̧̨̙̹͚̥̝͈̙̬̰͈̱͚̯͎͔̭̰̅͗͋̓͘ď̶̡̧̜̲͍̺̜̟̤̗̍̅͂̄̾͆̿͌̃̓̑̀̂͝͠a̵̞̱̯͍̤̟̣͙̯͋̆͋ͅş̴̝̣̘̬̟͕̩͓̪̖̩͓̼̊͋̈́͐͆̚͜͜͝ͅḽ̷̢̢̡̼͖̼̺̺̟̱̓͒͂̈͗́̅̿̉͗͋̅͋͛̚̕͝ͅḱ̵̢̡̭͎̙̮͍͇̖̗͙͙̻̭̙̭̮̼̑͋̾̒̈́̓̈́̐̂̚͜͠ë̸̼̘͍̥̮̩̬̱̰́̒͌͌̏̄e̸͕͖̤͖̱͉͈̜̺̟̗͚͓̞̊͆̈́͌̋̒̐͂̀͌̎̉̄̌̅̇͘͘͠ͅi̶̢̻̥̼̻͒̈́̉̿̍̂̈́̎̿͐̽̂̿͘f̶̧̳͑̀̔͂̋̾͐̇͒̅̊̚m̸̛͕̞̼̥̙̯͌͊̊q̸̢̡̠̮̯̯̙̹͖̭̺̺̘̪̙̿̂͋̉͑̌̈͆̔̽̃̍̇̎h̶̡̢̢͇̹̻̪̤̖̱̜̦͆̐̄̈́̂̐̿͑̃̏̿̈̈́̊͂͗̓̕͘͜͝l̷̢̰̜̖̫̳͈̖̗͉͔͓͉̭̒͋̉͒̋͝q̸̢̡͖͎͚͖̭̩̙̼̪̩̖͖͐͛̈́̋̈̈́̆̉̐͂̑̎̑͊͝͝͝ͅj̴̡̢̧̭͕͔̤͓̥̹͇̥͓̯̣̤̈́͋̈́̃ͅķ̴̛̻̰͓͉͎̭̰̇̽̎̑̂̔̊͊̌͒̊͆̋̇̽̚͜͝͠

̸̨̡̛̹̰̲̭́͒̓̓͑̇̈́͗̔̓͌̏͊̎̍̐̚̚͝

リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ∷ᒷᓭ⚍ꖎℸ ̣ ᓭ ↸ᒷᓭ╎∷ᒷ↸.

Current date: June 21st, 2025

∷ᒷᓭᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣… ∷ᒷᓭᒷℸ ̣ ᓵ𝙹ᒲ!¡ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ. ∴╎!¡╎リ⊣ ᒲᒷᒲ𝙹∷╎ᒷᓭ… ᒲᒷᒲ𝙹∷╎ᒷᓭ ∴╎!¡ᒷ↸.

Current date: June 21st, 2024

ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᓭ ᓭᒷᒷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴ᒷ ᓵᔑリ ᓵ⍑ᔑリ⊣ᒷ.

(the paper burns up into ash. the world moves backwards. everything you know about these characters is yet to happen. welcome to the great HATO reset.)

Welcome to the CHC recap, my name is Pixlriffs, our writer is ZloyXP, our physical copies printed by Lyarrah. We finally got the printer unjammed, so boy do we have a backload to work through for the recap!

(the text begins to get progressively more glitchy as it continues, and is barrel readable by the end)

Starting with @tangoftek, who’s wait hang on something is very wrong. Im gonna keep writing to keep a record but its gotten really dark. Everything feels kinda fuzzy. I’m gonna try to find zloy- oh no he’s unconscious. So is Lyarrah.

Whats going on im feeling kindaslkeeifmqhlqjk

(the next eight lines- aside from the dates- are in galactic)

Not the results desired.

Current date: June 21st, 2025

Resetting...

Reset complete.

Wiping memories...

Memories wiped.

Current date: June 21st, 2024

Let's see what we can change.

(the paper burns up into ash. the world moves backwards. everything you know about these characters is yet to happen. welcome to the great HATO reset.)

[humblebardofcampempires]

HATO RP Blog Adopts!

Hey everyone! Violet here. We've been cooking up something exciting for the HATO blogs dropping sometime in the next 48 hours- but first, we have do do some spring cleaning.

There are a handful of blogs that due to one reason or another, the person behind would rather someone else have. As none of us have stepped up to claim them, the blog adopts are going public!

If you wanna snag one, fill out the form below. As long as you fill everything out right, adopts are first-come, first-serve!

See you guys tomorrow 🤫

- Violet ✒️

[humblebardofcampempires]

siighh..

ahllohehn vs his aus

(ahllohehn will lose interest half way through and leave it unfinished)

you can just say you missed HaTO like 10 other asks in my askbox its ok

[humblebardofcampempires]

rest in peace hato man good thing we got that thing planned

pick coolest title or concept

links

Hermits and The Olympians Yearner's Karma Scarlet Quill The Great Pretentious Goodtimes For The Love of The Game, For My Love of You Bippity Boppity Boo In Your Color Can Mine Become Yours

[humblebardofcampempires]

checks calendar. woah guys its been 4 years since i was confirmed dead by my family. crazy

[humblebardofcampempires]

but like. COSTCO??? what do you even DO there i doubt your qualified to HANDLE THE FOOD

SSSOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS 9-5 COSTCO GIG IT'S SO BORING!!!!!!!!!!!

[humblebardofcampempires]

uh i think I forgot it. sorry

okay i think i've cooked with this one. sorry for the absence since like last year ummm i got sucked back down into the underworld and was being hunted for a bit because theyre still mad at me for escaping but im BACK NOW WITH A NEW IDEA TO MURDER SCOTT!

mannn while i was down there tho i felt less inclined to brutally kill scott but hmmm idk. anyways what if i just stopped wanting to kill him and settle for just hating him. that. might be. uh. i'll get the idea to you later

[humblebardofcampempires]

fucking COSTCO?????

SSSOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS 9-5 COSTCO GIG IT'S SO BORING!!!!!!!!!!!

[humblebardofcampempires]

okay i think i've cooked with this one. sorry for the absence since like last year ummm i got sucked back down into the underworld and was being hunted for a bit because theyre still mad at me for escaping but im BACK NOW WITH A NEW IDEA TO MURDER SCOTT!

mannn while i was down there tho i felt less inclined to brutally kill scott but hmmm idk. anyways what if i just stopped wanting to kill him and settle for just hating him. that. might be. uh. i'll get the idea to you later

[humblebardofcampempires]

hmm feeling nice maybe I won’t plot scotts death today

[humblebardofcampempires]

what if I brought back the swan era

[humblebardofcampempires]

recent plot to kill scott smajor we let him burn to death in a fire if I recall due to his ice powers it should be worse and more painful

[humblebardofcampempires]

oh lol im having so many problems! i am really NOT OKAY hahah

kath darling im out of the underworld and im ready to rumble (plot to kill scott) ((thats a lie i've been doing that)) ~ @humblebardofcampempires

.... Um... glad to hear, but... how are you feeling? Cause, shouldn't you still have... PROBLEMS if you're missing a soul? I didn't hear Mom or Pluto say anything about you getting it back.

... Also, don't call me darling. That's weird (and reserved for Shelby).

[humblebardofcampempires]

idk ij ust like really hate chc. unless they hate scott all my homies hate scott

Hi, it's come to my attention that etho has been injured, but also, I think he's been doing stupid things

HE BEEN WHAT?!?!?!

AGAIN! EETHOSLBA!!!! WHERE IS THAT IDIOT!!

[humblebardofcampempires]

HES BEEN INJURED???YES CONTINUE LIKE THIS

Hi, it's come to my attention that etho has been injured, but also, I think he's been doing stupid things

HE BEEN WHAT?!?!?!

AGAIN! EETHOSLBA!!!! WHERE IS THAT IDIOT!!