humbugg
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a diary of me fucking around and finding out
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i love acquiring new sounds for my vocabulary. ough. oughghghgh. ough,,,,,. weh! wehhhh. lkjghslkdfjghsdjghs. hhhhhhhhh. hrgngnggnhghghghghgh,
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[doesn't really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn't kill himself
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need my period to wrap things up by saturday OR ELSE!!!!
#istg#im lowkey nervous like why am i still bleeding#also if i cant **** my bf bc of it…#ill be pissed
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oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌
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when you go to the dog park on your period and every single dog wants to come up and sniff your ass 😞

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Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in
The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

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a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm
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not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.
#im so glad i realized this now instead of in like my mid 20s#like i spent most of my teen years being miserable#and some days i still am#but i sure as hell will not spend the rest of the precious time i have on this earth being sad#or caring what others think#and being alive is precious#fuck anyone who says its not#sometimes it sucks yeah#but the fact that i am alive to see sunsets or sugar plum cheese danishes have a cozy bed with a buncha#squishmallows and kiss my wonderful bf is amazing#like have u guys looked at clouds lately?#astonishing honesty
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Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.
Girls inbound. Get ready!
Wave 1/10
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