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He is perfection.

Bye the side by side difference is crazy.

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Matt loves begging, loves when people beg. According to these calculations he’s a slut.

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Just submitted my “Should We Break Up?” confession in. Hopefully these little munchkins actually give advice and not make fun of me😭😭😭

Wrote about this toxic friendship I have.

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which photos do you think are chris coded and which photos are matt codeddd

Okay so idk if you wanted me to choose between these or make my own like yk post about it but, I have found some pictures I think and know that are coded to each boy’s personality(from what we’ve seen).

I definitely do think that Matt’s more like touchy and gentle. His hands are always on you, they have to be. Matt’s just a very gentle but dominant guy, which is why if you’re like wearing a really nice dress or something, he would be the type to just softly graze the back of your thigh.

Although when it does come to the more sexual or like intense intimacy related things, he’s more knowing. Like he knows that you know that he’s on it—by that I mean he’s already five steps ahead of you, pleasure wise. He wants to take his time yes but also, he loves to get you overstimulated and overwhelmed. It is some kind of sick fantasy I think he has.

With Chris it is almost the same but with his affection it’s more known. We all know about him saying how he’d makeout with his girlfriend in public, definitely do think that his hands are always on you. More specifically, your ass. I don’t think i’ll ever shutup about him being an ass man, like it’s so on brand and kind of hot. Chris loves lovesss touching you and taking silly pictures like the last picture I posted.

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Yk it’s funny she says this…

i’ve literally written and based my whole fratboy!chris x innocent! reader thing because of them.

i’m such a hsm stan, always have been since i was 7.

troy bolton is chris sturniolo.

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yea definitely gonna be seeing more talk about it. especially since they jokingly brought up the stalkers😭😭

Why do I have this feeling that tomorrow’s video will be the talk of the town??

it’s just a gut feeling(pls do not come for me)

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I’m just a girl.

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This is how Chris would be with his black gf. No one can convince me otherwise.

tag list🎀

@fawnquette @passionfruitchris @p4lbigbrain101 @muwapsturniolo @leoslaboratory @lyingonchris @liaisbroke @lezleeferguson-120 @lifecansmd @nayyssblogg @natesfavoritehoe @nickssidewitch @thenickgirl @tezzzzzzzz @chrissonnyangel @chrisowenmuncher @chrissleftshoe @chrisbratt333 @chrismalfoy @chrepsi @matthewssangel @mattspillowprincess @mattsmedusa @mattsgirl23 @definitelynotdomanique @dolliraez @delilahsturniolo @yourfavejules @bernardmatthews @beardedbernard @beabadoobeelvur @bluestriips @billieslittlecumslut @bernardsbendystraws @kenah-sturniolo @kayskreativeideas @salaciousxsturniolo @seeing-stars-today @stvni0l0 @sturniolofruitloop @sturnispider

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THANK YOU. finally someone has it right, Matthew is the most dominant one and Chris is more of a switch.

same anon here further elaborating on Matt’s daddy kink 🤭

just watched an old vid where he held up a t shirt that said “daddy patrol” on it and he said “might have to cop the daddy patrol shirt” then smacked nick’s ass and said “ain’t that right sweet cheeks”

SO YEAH nobody can convince me he’s not into it 🤫 and i mean the way he puts his brothers in their place when he needs to? oooof yeah, crazy dom energy

I NEED HIM TO PUT ME IN MY PLACE NOW

ANON YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE I LOVE YOU, he’s such a dom no one can change my mind, i think about that podcast clip where he’s like “I could be a daddy 😉” LIKEFYBYNY

and chris is totally the whiniest sub ever

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UGH. YES.

“thank you for giving me her” im sorry but that’s so harry styles coded like omg. someone get this man a baby, right now!

i love chris so so much and this just made me have baby fever

Dad!Chris content!!!

ꨄ~

You and Chris had a baby girl a while back, finally adjusting to life as parents, which was made much easier with Nick and Matt around to make sure the two of you were getting time to get some sleep in the beginning.

The five of you were sitting on the couch watching spongebob—per Matt's request. Chris’ attention was fully on Felicity just staring at her and playing around while she watched him, she looked at him with nothing other than pure love and joy in her eyes. He was holding her little hands with just his thumb and pointer finger.

You looked over at the two just smiling seeing him with his legs curled up and Felicity propped up against them in her little onesie. Turning your attention back to spongebob after a few minutes.

Chris though had the not so genius idea to make a growling sound as if he was a “monster” to the 1 month old, most likely out of pure impulse. But she was definitely not a fan of it, her little face scrunched up into a frown and she instantly started crying, her little body shaking as she did.

“Oh my god Chris.” Nick looked over, annoyance written all over his face. This was the first time all day they had managed to keep her quiet for more than three hours. Matt just sighed getting up and instantly looking around for something to keep her quiet.

Chris grabbed a little bunny stuffed animal Nick had bought for her and brought it in front of her face making it dance “Hey, hey, hey, baby..it's okayyy, you’re okay.” He looked over at you with the most guilty look on his face before looking back at her.

Felicity was starting to calm down watching the stuffed animal, her voice shaking as she cried. He tried handing her over to you but even that seemed to not work. Then luckily Matt walked in ripping the cardboard off of the back of a pacifier package and picked her up very gently and took a few seconds trying to get her to take it.

Once he did he kissed her forehead and handed her back to Chris and sat back down on the couch watching spongebob again. Chris frowned, moving to hold her against his chest, hugging her, one hand on her butt to support her and the other on her back. “I’m sorry baby..” He pulled back looking her in her eyes and wiping her tears, then laughing seeing the pacifier Matt had given her, knowing immediately it was something he had bought.

Matt seemed to notice and smiled “You can never go wrong with eeyore.”

Chris noticed how sleepy she looked and then looked at the time, it was midnight about time to be sleeping anyways. So he stood up signaling you to follow him and put her in her bassinet. Then he started looking around “Where is it?? Babe—”

You looked at him grabbing the little stuffed animal he had accidentally dropped and gave it to Felicity who seemed to instantly cuddle into it. “You can tell she’s got your affection..even for things that aren’t real.”

Chris smiled, covering her up “I love her so much..” He spoke very softly just watching as she drifted off to sleep his hand on her side just feeling her breath and running his thumb back and forth.

“I know you do, I do too.” You smiled leaning against him, it took mere seconds before he had picked you up and brought you to your bed cuddling you, nuzzling his face into your neck and covering the both of you up.

“Thank you for giving me her. I love you..” He muttered clearly starting to fall asleep

“I love you too.” You kissed his nose, then his lips getting a half assed kiss in return because he was so tired. Then running your fingers through his hair gently massaging his scalp until the both of you fell asleep in each others grasps.

A/N: This is something I’ve been wanting to do for a while I really hope it’s as good as I wanted it to be 💕

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this post is so me coded. lol.

okay like so many things to go over.

1. him in blue is my weakness.

2. his fucking hair.

3. his jawline.

4. he’s talking to softly which is HAWTTTT

5. “fuck me” i mean since you asked so nicely

6. the way his nose scrunched.

@sllutty-sturniolo @garfieldlovesu @pvssychicken @mattsglassezx @ivysturnss @hjvi @jensturnss @emely9274 @sheluvsthesturniolos @sturnl0ve @hereforshitsandgiggles @sturnl0ve @matts-wife @whosthatrandomgirl @glee2skkii @sarahsturnn @sturnioloslut101 @isasflorals

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his nose is so….man. idk how to explain it but like, it’s so grown man sexy and just UGH

i literally wanna kiss it🤭🪩🪩

Is this a safe space to say that his nose is very sexy…

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Throwback to this.

Made this a couple months ago.

tag list🎀

@seeing-stars-today @salaciousxsturniolo @stvni0l0 @sturniolofruitloop @sturnispider @sturnboos @sturnstarsblog @sturnsflirt @lyingonchris @liaisbroke @lacedsecrets @lezleeferguson-120 @lifecansmd @fawnquette @passionfruitchris @p4lbigbrain101 @hannahsturniolo @alesturniolos @bernardmatthews @beardedbernard @beabadoobeelvur @bluestriips @billieslittlecumslut @bernardsbendystraws @natesfavoritehoe @nayyssblogg @nickssidewitch @tezzzzzzzz @thenickgirl @chrisowenmuncher @mattsgirl23 @mattspillowprincess @eeyoresturnz @ellbowmacaroni @eyesonmattyb

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Why do I have this feeling that tomorrow’s video will be the talk of the town??

it’s just a gut feeling(pls do not come for me)

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YES YES DEAR GOD YES!

ohmygod i have not been on here as much but reading this!?? oh yeah im fed. i’m so mushy and blushing from this.

awww @sturnslotto 🤭💚💚

nature picnic with matt

warnings: fluff, pure cuteness, dating, kissing, touching, pet names. (sweetheart, baby,) use of y/n

pairings: sweetheart!bf!matt & shy!reader

NOT proofread, sorry not sorry..

the backstory

it started out casual, maybe a little flirting. recently you and matthew sturniolo, a youtuber with seven million subscribers from sitting in a car and being the quiet one amoung his brothers. they recently went on a tour, it lasted a month, you always knew them, Matt was obviously your favorite, you related to him so much, you were quiet, shy, had trouble with anxiety, and didn't talk as much. you usually had panic attacks out of a random if you didn't feel good enough for something.

your friend, alaska, was a huge fan, liked every post, watched every video every friday, and reposted the same things as them. you didn't really think much of it, but alaska had bought two-hundred-fifty dollar tickets to go to their tour, though you didn't really want to go. but you complied, going with her for company. but many times during the show, you and matt locked eyes. since you and alaska chose front row seats, you had a perfect view of the stage.

this was the los angeles tour, the last one of the fifteen different surprises they went on. after the show, alaska dragged you to the meet and greet since she paid already. you stood there when alaska got the photo with them alone, as you wanted some alone too. as alaska leaves, you walk up to them, giving nick a hug, complimenting his outfit, chris a hug, complimenting his hair, and then matt, you lock eyes, his blue eyes searching yours. he smiles, asking your name. "y/n." you say, smiling back, pulling him into a tight hug. he hugs you back as you hug him. it lasts a little too long. you pull away, posing for the picture. you stop in your tracks, forgetting you made something for matt. "wait," you say, pulling out a softly knitted sweater, a leaf, and mr.wrinkleton on it. before showing it to him, he looks surprised. "i made this for you," you gesture to the sweater, holding it up for him. he smiles, truly amazed by your talent. he takes it from you as you hand it to him. he tugs it on, posing for the picture. you turn and smile, posing for the picture also. matt looked at you just as the picture snapped, his eyes focused on your features, soft brown hair, pretty eyes, perfect lips. it was all adorable to him. he was clearly intrigued by you, he had never felt attracted to anyone so much in his life before. and it stung when you began to walk away. he turns to chris and nick, "i'll be right back," before turning to walk towards you. he smiles softly, tapping your shoulder as you walk. you come to a halt, turning to him. "oh, hey.." you say, a bit shy at first, obviously. "thank you for the sweater. it's really cute." he gestures, taking his hand off your arm. "your welcome." you say, he asks out of the ordinary, "can i maybe get your number?" you pause, yout breath hitching in your throat. matthew sturniolo just asked for YOUR number. oh my god. "uh, yeah.. sure." you say back, smiling as you give him a sticky note with your number on it. he puts it in his pocket and waves goodbye, walking back to the meet and greet. you didn't tell alaska, knowing she'd freak out. but you were dying inside, shocked beyond belief.

a few hours after the tour, you guys go back home. you scroll on your phone as you get a text from a number you didn't recognize, it was probably matt.

hey, it's matt.

it read, you replied with

hello, y/n.

you smile, your text go back and forth, getting to know eachother. everytime you told alaska you were going out, it was to hang out with him. which was still too much to break onto her.

as you and matt talk through texts, he falls in love. head over heels for you, constantly calling you names, smiling, touching your waist, and secretly, you loved it. you couldn't resist his touch, it was so engraving on your skin, like his hands were meant to be on you. finally, you get the text message that you honestly have been waiting for. it had been a month since tour.

y/n.. i've been wanting to ask you this for awhile, but ive always been so nervous. i really like you, and wondered if you would go out on a date with me?

you said yes, of course. the date went just as planned, it was cute, adorable even. he was sweet, generous, and touchy. just how you like it. you broke the news to alaska, who was bonkers about it, but it slowly passed throughout a week of going on dates, so you two decided to make it official, on your end, but not going fully public.

now

you and matt had planned to go on a nature walk, then a picnic date. you dressed sweetly, so did he. you guys were walking and talking, before you reached the picnic. it was near a lake under a large tree, some shadow peeking into the yard. you gasp, loving the scenery. "oh my god matt, it's so pretty here. all the flowers and stuff." you giggle, pulling matt into a hug before sitting on the cute picnic tarp, you open the basket to see your favorite made sandwich, opening it and taking a bite. "this is amazing matt, i love it." you say, he wipes the jelly from your lip, staring into your eyes like you were the only person in the world. "i knew you'd like it, sweetheart. it's the best spot in LA, i always come here to just sit and watch the lake or write my thoughts." he says, he stares at your features as you finish your sandwich, you turn to him. "really? so it's your special place?" you ask, smiling sweetly. "yep, i haven't let anyone come here but you, since your my special person, baby." i giggle, not responding using words, not knowing exactly how to. he was so sweet. you guys finish the food, now you guys are cuddled up on the tarp, watching the stars. his grip on your waist was tight, as if you were going to disappear if he let go. he turned to you. his eyes flickered from your eyes to your lips, and you noticed. you wondered if he wanted to kiss you or if you were just being stupid. you did have lipstick on. you two just stared, and he made the first move. he smiled at you, his right hand cupping your face, he leaned it, softly placing his lips against yours. it wasn't needy, it was impatient. it was slow, soft, memorable, passionate, it was beautiful. the perfect first kiss for you. he pulled back, smiling softly at you, pulling you tighter into his embrace. you never wanted this to end, ever.

a/n : sorry if this is short i'm lazy rn and don't really wanna post 💔

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If the triplets ever do a video about reading fics from here, then i’m pretty sure i’ll be more excited than anything.

I mean, they said it themselves—they wanna see and read about more “weird” related fics. However I do believe that if they came on here….itll change the way the view us(even more lol)

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no seriously.

as chris sturniolo once quoted, “we want our fanbase to be more like a family, not just a fanbase”.

so next time you want to start drama with a fan, stalk the triplets, or hate on someone’s content, remember that’s not what the triplets started youtube for.