Honest Elevator Pitches for Thai BL
2gether - every possible candy-colored trope, dressed up in a super frilly cape and charging across the screen draped over pretty muscles and product placement
2 Moons franchise - a lot of overly sweet pink milk but we only care about the side dishes
Dark Blue Kiss - *dramatic intro music* keeping a long term relationship secret is hard, especially when you keep sharing food and kissing in pools
Gen Y - bloated drunken dramatic mess of charm and parody that is way more entertaining than it should be, basically my college years
He’s Coming To Me - boy invites ghost to move in with him, they flirt and investigate MURDER
Ingredients - step back Gold Blend Couple this is the food advertisement story to beat, come for the recipes, stay for the adorable
I Told the Sunset About You - classic European bildungsroman dressed up as Thai BL, like orange and dark chocolate, not for everyone but if it’s your thing you will KILL FOR IT
Love By Chance - sweetest story of first love surrounded by salad-barfing clowns
Love by Chance 2 - bittersweet story of first love and an attempt to make regurgitated salad palatable
Love Mechanics - hot mess of great chemistry, as if someone heard about Snickers and so stuck whole peanuts into hot coco
Love Sick - hot mess of great chemistry, only in high school, and somehow the added angst and pining makes it so that whoever heard about Snickers then invented Snickers pie but is now forcing you to eat THE WHOLE THING
My Engineer - four love stories making up the Sorting Hat of BL, your preference = your house
(RamKing = Ravenclaw, MekBoss = Hufflepuff, BohnDuen = Slytherin, TharaFong = Gryffindor – yeah yeah, bite me)
My Gear and Your Gown - there’s a super slutty bisexual baby Dom named Pure and a winsome dentist, but that’s pretty much all its got going for it
Make it Right - messed up babies done mess the fuck up, if you love this you’ll be apologizing for that affection for the rest of your BL life
Manner of Death - a smoldering muscle boy murderY series with added cactus baby
My Tee - yeah we don’t know what’s going on either, but the chemistry is really good?
Oxygen - the softest lowest angst love story ever to be stretched into a series, like warm milk, you might come to crave it every night, or it might just put you to sleep
Puppy Honey - actually a heterosexual romance, but no one pays attention to that part, we just want OffGun, so it’s like this salad you’re not really enjoying but the dressing is so good you kinda just want to drink that part
SOTUS - shouty babies falling in love despite themselves and eating together A LOT
Tonhon Chonlatee - characters are too stupid to live, you may be too stupid to live after watching it, but what a way to go
TharnType - the greatest moral quandary in all BL: how rapey can we get and still become the most popular BL couple of all time?
Until We Meet Again - a romantic ode to Thai desserts meets reincarnation and an actual plot (bonus: super sexy potato chips)
Why R U? - no one knows what’s going on, not even the characters, but absolutely no one cares
YYY - the Penrose triangle of BL, this one will make you WORK for your total and utter confusion, in fact it might actually drive you crazy if you attempt to understand it
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Tag game; Top 5 BL kisses
Tagged by @tharntypesupportclub thank you for this impossible game🙈👀👀👀😘 here’s a tag game that literally no one fucking asked for but hERE WE ARE:
list your personal top 5 bl kisses and tag some friends~
no honourable mentions :P (THANK GOD! Because that would’ve been impossible😂)
1. Tharn & Type - “I have always been yours”
This kiss made me even emotional. The way Type knows that he had hurt Tharn a lot and that he finally realised that he belonged with Tharn. It was everything.the amount of emotion they showed in this scene, it made me tear up, it was perfect.
2. Fighter & Tutor - ”I’ve known my feelings for you for a long time”
I mean I shouldn’t even have to explain myself. the way Fighter took the lead by telling tutor he was already sure about his feelings. ugh!!! it was just the perfect kiss and if it was possible it would share the number 1 spot. I love that you could already see Fighter’s love for Tutor since episode 1 or maybe 2 anyway, it was obvious with how he was acting with tutor and also the girl he was “dating” he did not touch her in 2 years, while she is cute and beautiful. It was obvious and the fact that it came to this beautiful kiss, which was mutual from both sides. Just amazing and also I have to say this but the chemistry between these two, PHEWWWWW HOT!
3. Ae & Pete - “Will you be my boyfriend, Pete?”
The moment that Ae let jealousy get the best of him. I remember watching this and I also remember holding my breath the entire time this was happening. I was pretty new to the BL dramas and was super surprised to see this because I only saw BL dramas where there was just one innocent kiss and this was NOT innocent. It was pure lust and it was just a turning point and also their love was just so pure. It was everything. This drama will forever be one of my favourites!
4. Pete & Kao - “I love you Pete”
Pete & Kao, this kiss was such a milestone waiting to happen. I mostly felt frustrated with this series and tbh I was more excited for Sun & Mork BUT I love the development with Kao, the fact that he finally accepted who he was and the fact that he finally came out and wasn’t ashamed of it any longer, just made my heart happy. This scene just made me happy. I loved that they got their happy ending and they got through the hardships that got thrown in their way.
5. Xiang Hao Ting & Yu Xi Gu - “You better not regret it later on”
This kiss was the first mutual kiss. the first kiss where Xi Gu kissed Hao Ting back. It was such a precious moment. I really believe that this was the turning point in their relationship. I loved how gentle Hao ting was with Xi Gu and how he patiently waited for him to accept him and to see it finally happen, made my heart go crazy! This could’ve been my favourite BL drama if it wasn’t for the last episode.
I’m Tagging: @sarawatismybaby @maddieyanchan @guzk21 @defineparis @sara-boredl @kyra-ssi @xkittyx13 @maddiekira (and anyone who wants to do this)
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extremely important kpop videos~
EXO-
ENGLISH TIME WITH EXO 2017 (on crack)
EXO - Unfair, 엑소 - 불공평해 LIVE
EXO - Heart Attack VCR [Korean ver.] HD
Exo Chen’s “Tears"♪ in original female key - Knowing Brothers
EXO & Yoo Jae Seok- Infinite Challenge
BONUS: 유재석 X EXO ‘Dancing King’ MV
EXO | Expectation VS Reality
EXO Yixing & his Jurazil Park
EXO: PROFESSIONAL V.S NORMAL LIFE
EXO KAI vs. SHINee Taemin, amazing dance battle!
The Return of Superman- Chanyeol & Baekhyun
EXO being EXO
Super Junior-
SUPER JUNIOR-D&E CHOK CHOK DANCE
Super Junior being EXTRA
SUPER JUNIOR 'Devil’ Performance Video
When Heechul being Heechul
Super Junior: Legendary Incheon Fight
BONUS: History of Evil Makne SM Entertainment
Heechul on crack (ft. Super Junior)
Super Junior SS6 in HK - Frozen + Rokkugo
Suju on Weekly Idol
blond girl kyuhyun & siwon cut
Super Junior make Eunhyuk and Ryeowook Cry (Hidden Cam)
Heechul forget to get on the platform lmao
SMTOWN Concert - Something (Changmin, Kyuhyun, Minho, Suho)
SHINee-
SHINee Historical Laughter
10 MINUTES OF SHINEE KIM JONGHYUN’S ABSURD MOMENTS
SHINee Over Flowers
SHINee World Academy
Shinee girls in a mini drama [ENG SUB].flv
Yoogeun calling Shinee Appa wake up
SHINee Acapella "Replay+Ring Ding Dong+Lucifer”
SHINee 샤이니 'Everybody’ Dance Practice
SHINee 'Tom & Jerry Couple’ (Jonghyun + Minho)
'1 of 1’ by SHINee - 'Knowing Bros’ Ep.50
SHINee Angry Moments “Outburst Rage”
BigBang-
Big Bang - Drama Secret Garden (Parody)
BIGBANG Funny Moments
Happy Together - Big Bang Sepcial
BIGBANG Random play dance FULL ver.
The Return of Superman - G-Dragon and Sarang’s Story
BIGBANG Boys Over Flowers Parody [ENG SUB]
The Return of Superman - A sweet day with GD
BIGBANG goes to Theme Park and Ghost House
BIGBANG - 'LOSER’ + 'BAE BAE’ + ‘뱅뱅뱅(BANG BANG BANG)’ in 2015 MAMA
G Dragon VS Kwon Ji Yong
EXID-
EXID Hani/funny cuts from A Style For You EP.8
EXID | BEST FUNNY MOMENTS
[EXID] Solji Being A Mother
EXID - Boy Group NOT Girl Group
EXID’s English Speed Quiz Start
[EXID] The “EX” Stans For EXTRA
Infinite-
INFINITE whisper challenge Weekly Idol
Infinite Waking Up Cut
Infinite on Weekly Idol
INFINITE girl group cover dance FULL ver.
INFINITE - Tell Me & Gee
Troublemaker - Infinite (인피니트) Sungyeol + Sungjong
50 shades of INFINITE
(INFINITE) “태풍 (The Eye)” Dance Practice
INFINITE Opening at SNL KOREA Season
F(x)-
Dance Battle -Super Junior, SNSD, f(x)
WHERE IS MY CHEST?
SM FAMILY reacts to XXTRA HOT Cheetos
Ranting Monkey EP08 | Behind The Show
F(x) Amber’s Hidden Camera [with Eric Nam]
MAMA 2015: Amber & Jackson’s Backstage Selfie Cam!
Amber, Taeyeon & Taemin - Dance Practice
f(x) Smtown - Backstage
Topp Dogg-
Topp Dogg Project - Ep 1
Topp Dogg: All-Kill - Episode 1
ToppDogg #23 - Pepero Day Game
TOPP DOGG Vines To Make You Smile
Topp Dogg pronounces western male names
HOTSHOT-
HOTSHOT sings western songs
HOTSHOT does my makeup (girl version)
HOTSHOT does my makeup (boy version)
HOTSHOT Performance | Produce 101 Ep 2
VIXX-
VIXX as Wonder Girls- So Hot
VIXX - W at Star Show 360
A GROUP LIKE THIS…
5 YEARS OF VIXX KISSING GAME’S
[ENGSUB]VIXX’s photos of the past
Hyuk and Hongbin’s Disaster Kimchi Fried Rice Part 1
VIXX- I got a boy
VIXX ICONIC ENGLISH
(VIXX) - '다이너마이트’ (Dynamite) Special Clip
BTOB-
BTOB Sing I’ll Be Your Man in Funny voice
BTOB taking care of their image
Minhyuk(BTOB) - Boy’s Day
BTOB #10 - Best & Funny Moments!
Playing With Fire - BTOB Rapline Cover BLACKPINK
BTOB FUNNY MOMENTS
BTOB and their fans
BTOB(비투비) - MOVIE, Show Music core
BTOB 'WOW’ 2X faster version
Red Velvet-
Red Velvet Sneaky Eating Challenge
RED VELVET ON CRACK (maybe)
Red Velvet : Expectation Vs. Reality
Red Velvet - Failure
a compilation of wendy speaking english and others not understanding lol
Wendy - Question about TIME ABDEF
Got7-
jjparents with their got5 kids
Cooking Live] GOT7 - Never Ever
[GOT7] saying less than intelligent things for 7 mins straight
GOT7 Imitating Each Other
GOT7 - Never Ever (Mic Changed Ver)
GOT7 singing BIGBANG “LOSER”
GOT7 Girl Group Dance 2014 - 2017
Monsta X-
MONSTA X Whisper challenge
Monsta X and BTOB VS Golden Child Cleopatra Games
MONSTA X BEING MONSTA X
Jackson & Jooheon, Celeb Bros
monsta x saying/doing questionable things
[ASMR Live] MONSTA X_Beautiful
CHAE HYUNGWON THE LIVING MEME
[MONSTA X] JOOHEON’S PAST LIFE
Day6-
a day in life with day6 (+ dorm tour)
DAY6 INSIDE JOKES Vol. 1
DAY6 Answer Wikihow Articles
A Jae In the Life of Day VLOG #1
DAY6’s English Classroom
DAY6 on the Loose
jae’s lunch money
Wonpil & Day6 Love-Hate Relationship
DAY6 ( 5Live ) YG VS JYP
Girl’s Generation-
10 years of SNSD Savage moments
Bad / Lame Jokes said by SNSD
The kid leader of SNSD
The American Girlfriend of SNSD
SNSD legendary 'don’t want the mic’ is back
Seohyun, BoA, SNSD reaction to Changmin in dress red
The Return of Superman - Girls’ Generation Fell in Love
Taeyeon and the screaming Sones
Taeyeon is Red Velvet’s Mom
iKon-
iKon on Weekly Idol
BOBBY SINGING “ MY TYPE ” WITH FANS AT BUS STATION
When Dorks Are Dorking | iKON EDITION
BONUS: Savageness Level YG Family
Five Shades of iKON BI/Kim Hanbin
Being Extra is Normal For iKON
iKON Vocalists’ High notes & Adlibs Compilation
Junhoe Voice Pollution
Seventeen-
[SEVENTEEN PREDEBUT] SEVENTEEN dances
SEVENTEEN(세븐틴)-행복(HAPPINESS)
[Mannequin MV] SEVENTEEN_Boom Boom
SEVENTEEN’s ver. 'OPPAYA’
SEVENTEEN(세븐틴) - 만세(MANSAE) - Part Switch Ver.
English Time with Seventeen
THE MEMETEEN DIARIES
17 Minutes Of Seventeen Being Extra
SEVENTEEN playing survival song game
SEVENTEEN 'Selfish Cam’
NCT-
NCT ENGLISH TIME
NCT IN A NUTSHELL
NCT Answers WikiHow Articles
nct inside jokes
no one wants to be a square
nct being nct for 7 minutes straight
NCT 127 DANCE PRACTICE VIDEO #CHERRY ver.
SM_NCT # 2. Synchronization of your dreams
[SMROOKIES] SR15B_ BASSBOT
A day at NCT’s dorm
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