hundredyardclown

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to do: reject thy mortal flesh

blog is on hiatus for ~2 months (will return august 3rd)

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yarr. filthy peoplelubbers beware of mighty plunderin' aromantics from the high seas...

Love aromantics, yall are so cool

Fuck relationships all you need is a pirate ship

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My white ass would fuck uppp a cheese platter

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my dmv examiner told me to run over his co-worker in the parking lot during my drivers exam. not sure what to think of that. at least i passed 👍

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find new cool thing -> look online to see if other people are talking about thing -> "that thing sucks and you are going to hell for enjoying it"

let people enjoy things, cringe is subjective

how it feels to enjoy something without looking at what people are saying about it online

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it's oddly thematic to ditch class in order to watch ferris bueller's day off

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realest statement ever

Whoever invented 5 o’clock shadow is transphobic

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dun dun DOUBLE dun dun WIZARD

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my idea of a wild night is reading about a neat book and then sitting down and reading the whole thing in 3 hours at a breakneck pace so that the mental ramifications experience the equivalent of a sonic boom and suddenly its silent except for the echoes of thoughts i was just having and the whir of that stupid window insert fan thingy

anyways Imogen Binnie's Nevada is a fucking trip, would recommend.

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i love walking into my grandpa (normally quite the liberal) parroting fox news bullshit in the vein of "trans woman in sports winning due to biological advantage hurr durr"

nearly fucking exploded.

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woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

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iwas put on this planet to have mental breakdowns and eat mango and read scifi novels.

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Microsoft you can pry windows 10 from my cold dead hands

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most bizarre way to get zoinked for sure

yummy yummy...

Thought my allergy med bottle was a drink for a sec and nearly poured it into my mouth -_-

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breaking news: fork found in kitchen. throwing spoons from my glass cutlery drawer.

Goodness me i am incredibly queer

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drawing ref sheets is kind of mind numbing. anyways. i like how this turned out.

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damn. really went and felled the other twin towers.

Blew up Malaysia :(