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I am not immune to a good ol' swap au

I actually doodled this specifically for a lil swap fic I've begun writing! You can check it out here if you're interested!

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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I was just thinking about it today but you know what would be freakin hilarious to me? A version of Death Note in which Light genuinely isn’t Kira.

L comes on board and Light is so anxious not to be a suspect that he constantly overthinks and tries to act as unsuspicious as possible but inadvertently cements himself further and further as the killer in L’s mind until they have a dramatic showdown and it’s just crickets because Light was just desperately trying to allay suspicion while being utterly blameless.

The real killer is L’s butler guy who it turns out was framing Light all along.

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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stranger of paradise final fantasy origin game of the year of the decade of the century gameplay like shit level design like ass i will defend it with the fervor of a rabid but loyal dog whose only remaining thought as it loses itself is that it must defend its master at all costs for the rest of my life

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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.

At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.

Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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maybe im a bitch but this would be grounds for a divorce to me like the honey moon was not a secret you both knew you’d be going abroad and need passports to do that if he cant be bothered to check if his shit ain’t expired what kind of person r u laying next to…..u r gonna end up babying and mothering a grown ass man spending ur entire life checking behind him to make sure stuff actually gets done…like maybe im making it too deep but idk how u could spend all that time and money planning something like that and this happens and ur still expected to get up in the morning and cook for him….if he was remotely remorseful his ass should be up cooking for YOU like……………yall r better than me fr

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Scientist: And here we have a culture of modified slime mold.

Petri dish: Dr. Spencer shipped a problematic pairing in high school! And his wife is 2 years younger than him, pretty sus!

Scientist: Oh, this one is a cancel culture...

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I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

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for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone

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🇳🇱haribo gummy bear recall in the netherlands due to marijuana contamination🇳🇱

The Dutch Food and Consumer Product Safety Authority (NVWA) confirmed cannabis contamination in kilogram bags of Haribo’s Happy Cola F!ZZ candy, prompting a nationwide recall. The discovery followed reports that multiple members of one family became ill after eating the product. The contamination first came to light after the family reported their symptoms to police. The NVWA took samples of the candy, which tested positive for cannabis. The exact cause of the cannabis contamination remains unknown.

the gummy bears have weed in them. they are not supposed to do that.

several members of one family got high which prompted an investigation, and that investigation found weed. and nobody seems to know how that happened!

So far, only three affected bags have been identified, but Haribo is recalling the entire batch as a precaution. An investigation into the matter is ongoing, with close cooperation between the regulator and the candy company. Haribo warned consumers not to eat the 1,000-gram bags of Happy Cola F!ZZ with the production code L341-4002307906 and an expiration date of January 2026. The company urged customers to send the products directly to Haribo for a refund, instead of returning the product to stores.

some emphasis mine.

the bags to avoid are 1kg happy cola f!zz production code L341-4002307906 with expiration date of january 2026. only three contaminated bags have been found so far, but the entire production code is getting recalled just to be safe. if you eat haribo gummy bears and get high, please reach out to the company.

do not return the bags to the store. send them directly to haribo.

Haribo stressed that other production codes of Happy Cola F!ZZ are not affected, seeing products not subject to the recall are safe. Consumers with questions can contact Haribo’s Consumer Service at 076-5878950 on weekdays between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., or by email at info-NL@haribo.com.