kendall schmidt, 25, in love with the moon.aim: captain.noodles
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me: is a mess but in an artistic way
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realize it was fun while it lasted and get the fuck on with your life
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cute gender neutral things to call ur partner
significant annoyance
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I'm gonna fight you, linguine
WHY LINGUINE THO
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reminder that an asshole to people doesn’t make you cool or tough. it makes you an asshole.
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me, in a store: *presses button on a kids toy*
toy: *makes very loud noise*
me: briskly walks away with a surprised face pretending like I didn't just do that
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My beautiful vintage taxidermy fawn.
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i see so many girls and there’s so many different types of pretty… there’s like the honey, green tea pretty girls that like sitting outside and soaking up the sun…. the dark pretty with black eye make up and wild hair and piercings… the bad bitch pretty with killer highlight and striking style….. the lazy pretty girls with snapbacks and sneakers…. the bookish girls with glasses and sweaters that make your heart melt…. the soft Angel pretty girls who just look as sweet as a peach with soulful eyes…. the cute girls with chubby cheeks and messy hair and it seems like warmth emits from them… girls are so fucking beautiful
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I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.
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life hack: just be fucking nice to people
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red petals blown near a lush green landscape in Costa Rica
photo by Nick Meek
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