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https://visithaiti.com/haiti-up-close/haitian-zombies-insider-insights/

Maybe there's a good reason

can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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While it sucks for end users, I understand that the temptation of letting end-users take care of the user-facing interface is just too tempting not to buy into. It's much simpler to put stickers of qr codes on the bikes than to fit every bike rack with a coin slot that will need maintenance and get people mad when it eats their quarters. Also, it retains some level of accountability if someone never brings the bike back.

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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It's not so bad

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It'll all just grow back again then. Problem solved

well, tumblr, I hope you're all happy. my phone battery finally hit 120%, at which point it exploded and blew the legs and genitals off of my dog who was listening to animal calming music at the time. even if I didn't like him very much, I think that it was awful of you to laugh while he was in that kind of danger, and you should have warned me so that I could have averted this tragedy. how was I supposed to know.

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I think the song is Pluto Projector by Rex Orange County but I can't figure out what version or cover it is. Does anyone know?

3:11 for the closest approximation:

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I said that reducing activism to Fandom wars is ineffective and just a way to make activism feel easy and attainable. Someone called me a coping Harry potter fan transphobe

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

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it was not on wheat...

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"Sexy" is redundant. there are no other kinds of trebuchet

please dress up like a sexy trebuchet and then misfire a bolder now

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Flesh simulator! This guy!

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Once wanted to jokingly compliment my friend's cock and I wanted to work a common expression into it. I chose "compliments to the chef" and was trying to figure out how to string it together but ran out of time and just said "chef's compliments on the cock".

This has become our new in-joke

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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And how is your twink spouse?

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

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The title conveyed the main thesis. Thats an effective title. I think you just don't like essays

My YouTube algorithm is so cooked man cause what the hell is even this

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This is a wyvern chasing a wizard

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Your favourite media that isn't already a 2D fighting game is getting a 2D fighting game. Which character gets that move where you fly across the screen backwards and whomp the opponent with your butt?

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Give me jelly beans you fuck head