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lolaxpacini​:

“Did you all see the news? This is like legit scary shit.” 

“This school is such a fucking joke.”

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magic-rae-here​:

“If you need anything, please tell me, okay? I know things are scary right now, so whatever I can do…”

“Uh, thanks. But I’ll pass.”

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do you think lola is cute?

Who doesn’t?

@lolaxpacini

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torresxadam​:

Guess so. Why don’t you like kids anyway?

I don’t know. They just annoy me. 

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beckybakcr​:

“You realize you started talking to me first, right? if anyone can go, it’s you.”

“True. But if you were going to be rude, you didn’t have to respond to me at all.”

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beckybakcr​:

“Geez, you’re so mopey. It’s an awful thing to say about yourself.”

“Thanks for your unwanted opinion. You can go now.”

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bcautyqueen​:

see now if everybody had that attitude there wouldn’t be anybody left. besides, someone had to bring you into this world. god bless her soul.

i would’ve preferred to never have been brought into this world anyway so..

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lolaxpacini​:

I mean your parents must have have considering they had three kids.

Yeah.. pretty sure we were all mistakes.

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elijahgolds​:

“ I don’t know if I’d call them a disease… Germy, sticky handed little monsters with a constant need for snacks and attention, yes. But a disease? I’m not so convinced. They’re not that bad.”

“How about the constant attitude, bad listening skills and tantrums that also come with them? No thanks.”

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sincerelyclarediana​:

Why don’t you stop talking about things you know nothing about and go back to giving people computer viruses or whatever it is you do with your unending free time.

Someone’s moody.

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celestinearabellacoyne​:

Honestly. How are they slimy and crusty?

Finally, someone who agrees with me. I really don’t understand how people actually want to have kids.

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moncybags​:

don’t be so dramatic, hunter.

i’m just speaking the truth.

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beckybakcr​:

“That’s an awful thing to say. What if that’s what your mother thought you were?” 

“Then she wouldn’t be wrong.”

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drewt​:

I mean that’s one way to look at it I guess. You must really hate kids. 

Hate is a strong word but I definitely don’t enjoy them.

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torresxadam​:

So what you’re saying is we’re all diseased or do the lucky ones that are born out grow it when they get older?

Well, that’s simply a matter of perspective, I guess.

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bcautyqueen​:

only cus’ they give you baby fever, duh.

uh, what? babies actually cause a raise in a woman’s temperature and make them vomit for nine months and people still want to bring these demons into the world?

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lolaxpacini​:

Why are we even on the topic of children right now? Cause i can honestly say that I wouldn’t want one. Least not right now or for a long while. 

does anyone ever really want a child? i mean, it seems like most pregnancies are unplanned and “mistakes” anyway.