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THIS MUSE IS NOW ARCHIVED. RIP. 

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reaglane‌:

I’m not pathetically desperate for love, I’m pathetically desperate to go on cute fall dates, Hunter! I’ve hereby decided to check out of love for a little while, anyways.

Shh, don’t bring Harper into this. We’re the best roomate duo since sliced bread. 

Finally coming to your senses, I see. Our 30s should be dedicated to ourselves and NOT committing to anyone. That said, you don’t need to be in love to go on those fall outings. Just casually date or something. 

White bread is definitely a contributor to this, yes. 

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I thought you were smart or something. Use your brains to think of better alternatives of getting the money. And if you can’t think of anything, ask Harper and I how mommy and daddy put food on the table for us. It’s as legal as the black market. 

Within Temptation and Evanescence announced they’d be co-headlining a tour through Europe next year, and ngl I started shaking with excitement when I heard about it. Fourteen year old Theo had actual dreams about this happening. She also had some very sexual awakening-esque dreams about happenings backstage with both lead ladies, but we’ll see about getting to the tour first. In related news, I’m currently trying to see how much I can get for selling a kidney on the black market. Blood type is B positive, for anyone interested.

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I leave you to your own devices for a second and you become this pathetically desperate woman. You’re above this, Reagan. 

@notthatharperlee You live like this? 

It’s almost fall, and like the stereotypical female I am, my list of fall date ideas on Pinterest is growing exponentially. I wanna go pick apples! And pumpkins! And get lost in a corn maze! Sunflowers! And drink cider with scarves on! It’s kind of a lot. Don’t even get me started on the NYC only activities I can think of. I can do these by myself, but I’d much rather hold someone’s hand, and since I’ve now found myself single during what I consider the most cozy and romantic season on earth, you can now catch me on Bumble. It reminded me of bees, and it seemed a little better than Tinder, at the time. Hopefully less horror stories! If you see my smiling face on a dating app near you, please swipe right to boost my ego. So far, it’s just been a lot of ‘hey’s. 

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INSTA DM || HUNTIE

@evielutionary: Oh hush! You didn't.

@evielutionary: I'm not. We're good.

@evielutionary: I mean, there's nothing I find more comforting than sound maths.

@huntercyastud: Can you let me have this? It's not every day a regular person creates a sound, mathematical formula that WORKS.

@huntercyastud: And that's fine, but finding comfort something else is good too. So I've heard.

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thcbeasknees‌:

Is that really what the young kids say?

I hope so, we’re overpopulated. 

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TEXTS 📲 KUNTER 🤠

KATE: Am I? Imagine that.

KATE: I'm in need of a photographer to snap a few pictures for a bit I'm working on. I'd have to view your portfolio, of course.

[...]

KATE: Just because I've never seen so much weight given to a plus one doesn't mean I can't concede. It's a win then.

HUNTER: [link to Hunter's online portfolio]

HUNTER: I can bring a physical copy, though. I'm a professional, of course.

HUNTER: But I'd be willing to sleep my way into the job 😉

[...]

HUNTER: It's a broad term, I guess.

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📲 TEXTS ( HUNTELLIE. )

ELLIE: Maybe.

ELLIE: Idk.

[...]

ELLIE: When were you going to tell me you were going on dates with Kate?

[...]

[...]

HUNTER: They're not dates, so let's start there.

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↳ REGRAMMED TO @huntercphotography

 You don’t need a special occasion to look this glamorous! Book an appointment for a glamour shot of your own! 👸🏻#photographersofinstagram #newyorkphotographers

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INSTAGRAM: @THEBEASKNEES HAS REGRAMMED A PHOTO FROM @BEATRICESMITHOFFICIAL!

Recently Hunter did a photo shoot for @samerystargaryen and I, and as payment she took this shot of me and asked me to post it on my professional account for the exposure. I’m still pretty sure I got the better end of this deal but because I didn’t want to deny my friends the beauty that is Hunter’s photography (and my face, of course!) I thought I’d post it here too. 

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Shot by the fantastic @huntercyastud #flashbackfriday #newyorkphotographers 

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↳ REGRAMMED TO @huntercphotography

Headshots aren’t just for actors! ANYONE in the professional world can get a headshot!

Book an appointment today for professional headshots and impress a future boss with an impeccable shot of you! 📸 #headshots #photographersofinstagram #newyorkphotographers

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reagan lane uploaded a new photo 

apparently every small business owner should have a head-shot on their website, but does every small business owner’s website have a headshot with paperclip earrings? ty @huntercyastud 💗📎

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It use to be so quiet...

THIS IS A PUBLIC SUGAR ANNOUNCEMENT

… that you better all be taking note of, because if you’re reading this then your life’s about to get the news everyone’s been waiting for. I, Sugar V. Motta, am finally hanging up my Eric Jarvitz Giant Floppy- almost equally famously worn by my girl Ariana G on Vogue- and taking my resident back here in NYC!!!! 

To be one hundro percent clear so no one thinks I’ve been plagued with homelessness b/c that’s a serious issue in today’s society and you should def not be confusing heiresses for one, I never moved away offsh or anything. I’ve just been traveling on and off a lot ever since my sweetie tweetie darling Coco Cupid Chanel Motta passed on to the luxury resort in the sky. I really needed to take the time to find myself and I totes did. I traveled all over the world, tried so many new things, met so many hotties, and carried on my feathered angel’s spirit. I’d say “if you kept up with my socials you’d know” but I even took a break from those platforms. Hence why I was quiet here rip. Peeps don’t realize it since not everyone can be it but fame and popularity? Totes comes with a price. So I took a vow to put my mental, physical, spiritual, and emotional well being first and only stuck to brand deal posts. I hope everyone took major advantage of the free audio books, discounts on Postmates deliveries, Lyft creds, Adam & Eve promo codes, early access to concert sales, or whatevs else I had on there! I’ll still be doing sponsorships now, but this Sugarbaby wants to be a Sugardaddy, so keep an eye out for future Motta-vations now that I’m back, babes~ For now? Bible, all I want is a dirty chai while hanging with all my Acup girlies!!!!!!!

Now who’s going to tell me they missed me the most??? I will legit wait for anyone who’s got a song in the works about it. Js.

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As the young kids say, fuck them kids. 

@rollinwitari replied to your photo “INSTAGRAM: @THEBEASKNEES HAS POSTED A NEW PHOTO! Can I go where…”

OMG PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! What about the children

Oi! I think she looks amazing! If Instagram hasn’t flagged it, it must be at least PG 13, that’s appropriate for children, yeah? If you think that’s bad you really don’t want to see our photo shoot with @huntercyastud

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📲 TEXTS ( HUNTELLIE. )

ELLIE: It's incredible how much you hate me, it truly is.

HUNTER: If I agree to let you pick out matching baseball caps to wear, will you think I hate you less?

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TEXTS 📲 KUNTER 🤠

KATE: Really it's not a big deal. I can just reach out to one of my other contacts...

KATE: I'm saying I don't want to become your regular booty call. Going on dates, getting to know someone.

HUNTER: You're already talking to one of your contacts, so you might as well finish the sentence, Kate.

HUNTER: Okay? You've been my plus one, like, twice already? Two different events, too. With people to see us. I call that a win.

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TEXT 📲 CLARINGSISTERS ⚰️

HARPER: it wouldn't even call it sad it was such a failure.

HARPER: so really this would be a great way to make it up to me, just saying.

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HARPER: and people say we're no fun. we're killing it with the pun game.

HARPER: earth to hunter- this is what? the second time you've gone out with her? and by that i mean you've taken her to an actual place and not your photo studio.

HARPER: if she was just another hook-up you wouldn't be doing that. my third eye is going off.

HUNTER: I promise to make up for it over a decade later, Harper.

HUNTER: I know that murder mystery dinner party last year won't be topped, but I'll try my best. You know my photoshop skills can't be beat 😎

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HUNTER: It's times like these I truly realize you're my sister. No one else would laugh at this humor because our parents should've been jailed 🤗

HUNTER: Shut up. Your third eye needs to update its prescription lens. I should know, you spent a good 10 years without getting glasses despite needing them.

[...]

HUNTER: She's just a plus one.

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INSTA DM || HUNTIE

@evielutionary: Oh.

@evielutionary: Oh!

@evielutionary: Yes. Your maths were correct.

@huntercyastud: I knew it.

@huntercyastud: But Evie? Maybe now that the math is all sound, don't worry too much about it anymore. Yeah?