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So I thought that Something in the Way was a new nirvana song after the batman movie came out and like a month later I realized that Kurt Cobain is actually dead and therefore cannot sing any songs and I thought it'd be funnier if you checked your phone and saw this instead of me just telling you in a discord dm lol

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So I thought that Something in the Way was a new nirvana song after the batman movie came out and like a month later I realized that Kurt Cobain is actually dead and therefore cannot sing any songs and I thought it'd be funnier if you checked your phone and saw this instead of me just telling you in a discord dm lol

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Haha stupid i got you to check your phone

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My brain keeps doing this thing called "think" and honestly im debating getting a lobotomy

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family guy funny moment

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i want what they have

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I’ll draw something you request in the reblog :) , just for the love of god don’t make it too complex please

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WAIT

hehe… nice

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hehe... nice

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The fact that you can make retail workers’ jobs flash before their eyes by accidentally baiting them into saying “Merry Christmas” instead of “Happy Holidays” genuinely appalls me please be nicer to your local retail staff

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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

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yourk?

If I was the mayor of new yourk you’d see me skipping the front of the lines of hot dog stands, asking for a “Mayors pass” for one free daily hot dog, and instead of work I’d just spend my entire day trying to get as many free hot dogs from as many stands as possible until the people had enough and put my head atop a pike.

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I love how we treat inventory space. Specifically when your inventory has the max amount of one thing and you find that thing. Like, hey, I have the maximum amount of potions in my inventory. There’s another one in this chest. Do I:

A) Take note of it and come back to get it later

B) Just leave it since I clearly don’t need it if I have the maximum amount of potions

or C) Drink exactly one potion and collect this potion as to not waste a potion

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“Want to have sexual intercourse?”

-Boring

-Not fun

-Sounds nerdy

“I challenge you to a duel!”

-Exiting

-Cool knights say it

-Makes the entire situation sound less gay