husbandcorpseman

[husbandcorpseman]

hey guys, i’m 23 now and married, um corpse is no longer active. very safe to assume it is due to personal reasons and because people on the internet suck and are freaks and can’t keep parasocial relationships parasocial. being a corpse fan has always been so fun and the fans i see irl and have interacted with here have always been so lovely. i hope you are all thriving and that corpse is thriving as well. 🖤

[husbandcorpseman]

obsessed that even in a video game, corpse and karl found a way to bully foolish’s character why are they so fucking funny 

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Life Waster

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under the weather

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🍁

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i miss corpse

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why is corpse cracked at every game he plays. he's like "I've never played this before, I'm only wearing my headphones on one ear, I'm using the least optimal input settings, and I haven't eaten in a year" and then he wins every game

[husbandcorpseman]

fuk u lol 💖

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Hihi have my most recent piece!!!!

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Me, watching people in my tags say they miss Corpse as if he’s dead: ”They don’t even know about the Foolish Gamers streams.”

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The problem with my internal monologue is that it either reads as Cat from Victorious or Corpse Husband

It’s either “A PUPPY!!!!!” or “… g̸͓͂o̶͔̾d̴̫͐ ̵̯̅h̷̙͝a̴̧̐t̵͉̔ḛ̶̓s̴͌͜ ̵͓͋me”, but the problem is that either Cat/Corpse can say both at any point

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if u are from corpsetwt u are legally obligated to like and reblog this post so we can all find each other 👍

[husbandcorpseman]

i will incite chaos 🖤

[husbandcorpseman]

why is corpse husband fucking hilarious

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happy corpse day :)

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here’s some super cool things that have happened recently. the post corpse liked, he wasn’t tagged in, it was a post about my back tattoo i got in may. so knowing that he like took the time to go on my account made me bawl. like that was just so cool and nice of him.

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“you’re running out of breathe ludwig, and i’m running out of patience” will always be one of the best corpse husband lines