Now that you're mine, the story begins
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Play idea: perform MacBeth, but when the witches are doing their prophecy thing, they segue into telling the story of Hamlet. Hamlet is chatting with the ghost when it starts telling a Midsummer Night’s Dream. The audience becomes slowly aware that the programs and advertisements did not publish a runtime for the performance. Ushers start handing out new programs, with new actors’ names on them in previously unmentioned roles. Every single known Shakespeare play is nested inside the performance. The theatre doors are locked.
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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Propaganda poster for the finals !VOTE NOW! !VOTE NOW!
based off @kerink ‘s poster. And yes I used the sexyman Bill design, I wanted to maximize memeability
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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depression is over it’s done it is obliterated look at this fucking shirt i found at the thrift near my house

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I FEEL BAD THAT HES HURT BUT HE ALSO KINDA DESERVES IT FOR NOT SHOWING UP IN THE LAST BOOK-
i smell miscommunication coming
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Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly
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jason would be the type of person to roam around the grocery store on his birthday because piper and leo asked him to "do something nice for himself" and he'd spot a birthday flavoured protein bar, would jump around in excitement bc it's BIRTHDAY FLAVORED and go "this is perfect for today! :DD" and would come out the store with that, and nothing else.
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nico di angelo, when faced with literally any blond man: heyyy this guy isn't will :/
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in the mornings you have to take slow steps and post quietly and reblog very carefully so you don't wake everyone else up
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If I could draw lesiban kissing I would be unstoppable
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hc that whenever leo and jason argue, leo goes "why am even arguing with a blonde?" in the most genuinely confused voice ever, and leaves the room midway to mess w jason (who gets VERY offended)
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