What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?
10-15 years in prism.
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If someone misinterprets what you've said, don't dismay. Try to rephrase. This time, give greater consideration to the background of your interlocutor. Examine any assumptions you may have made on the way to making your point.
If it happens twice, you show up at their front door with a hammer and a wet towel, and you make them understand.
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Picture means everything to me
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Me within a parsec of the pussy:
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Got the StoobootS on.
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Do not allow the concept of "resale value" to invade your mind.
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We can be comphet togther shawty
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Deeply disappointing nation. Failed experiment.
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Thinking about: the evil that men do
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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Shorty destabilized my shit. My dick lookin like Greece in 09. Penis currency in shambles rn smh.
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THE BITCH ATE!!!!
Chris Pine attends the Los Angeles premiere of "Poolman" celebrating Chris Pine's directorial debut at Vista Theatre on April 24, 2024 in Los Angeles, California.
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